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Behind the scenes from last week: witness me, in real time, trying to flex my biceps, getting frustrated, and then defaulting to showing off tits. #pectober

Trying to show off rare, recent arm progress. Two things got in the way.🎃🎃

Enlargening. Enwidening. 💪

Now that I no longer do Gay Halloween™, I'm all in on Pectober

Enlargening. Enwidening. 💪

First day back on my bench! Chest day, week-old gatorade, and pokemon music (max volume)

Went to Ireland for a week! Didnt have a single drink, did a hotel workout instead of exploring, and even witnessed some 🐮 cow traffic 🐮 , successful trip? 🇮🇪

Tits and traps Tuesday

My workout inspiration tonight

Great to see that the unnamed twunk is back in the new Zelda Ocarina of Time remake.

Jerkules my beloved 😩 (confirmed for the new Dragon Quest Monsters game)

Tits and traps Tuesday

These dont really qualify for Flex Friday because I can't really flex at this angle, so I'm posting them today on _________ Thursday instead.

Chest is getting bigger, bouncier, and wider. Also new pfp because I'm not nervous about showing my face on here anymore! 🥲

Some pec bouncing for titty tuesday (sorry, I thought my phone would auto-rotate ⏳️)

Workout inspiration tonight 🙂‍↕️🎠

34 today. 🎉 same old poses, but a bit bigger than last year and more confident flexing shirtless and in tanktops now. Bigger for 35 next summer?

No hulk out videos for the foreseeable future, but here is some brief pec bouncing to tide people over.

34 today. 🎉 same old poses, but a bit bigger than last year and more confident flexing shirtless and in tanktops now. Bigger for 35 next summer?

Workout crisis: YouTube has begun filtering in unflagged AI "remixes" to my suggestions. I was just stuck listening to a horrible AI rendition of the Super Mario Galaxy 2 credits music on repeat for 10 minutes because I was in the middle of rowing and couldnt stop to change it. AI ruins everything.

No hulk out videos for the foreseeable future, but here is some brief pec bouncing to tide people over.

@somegayhimbo.bsky.social and @miqomuscles.bsky.social out there posting incredible hulk out vids this week. I have no vids of my own to contribute, but all of my buttowndowns are from before I started lifting, so..

Playing Cyberpunk 2077 for the first time in 4 years and I have NO idea what's even going on. I have no recollection of this game at all. 🚫👾🚫

Flex Friday/ Arm day.... Flarm..day? Happy Flarmday to all who celebrate.

I'm excited for Titanbreach next year just so I can finally upgrade and win with my janky Kamigawa-only EDH ninja deck and my LED playmat. 😮‍💨

Chest day done

Chest day done

Going for the 'obnoxious jock that dies first in every horror movie' look. 🎃🔪

Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero: Twink Trifecta 🔺️

Some pec bouncing

Sham Hatwitch is confirmed for the upcoming Dragon Quest Monsters game and-- for the moment-- everything is right with the world.

Tight shirt variety pack 👕

Kitty tuesday (on time this time 💪)

Videogame makers PLEASE put in more "beasts obsessed with bodybuilding" in your videogames PLEASE. I beg of you.

Working very hard on the whole 'pecs jutting out' thing.

Arm day 💪 + obnoxious smirk day 😤😤

A day late for titty tuesday, so if anyone has an equivalent name for Wednesday lmk.

A day late for titty tuesday, so if anyone has an equivalent name for Wednesday lmk.

Cute guy from out of town started talking to me on the train TWO MINUTES before my stop. 😔

Haven't went up in anything except bench in a while, but Im not complaining 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Tight shirt variety pack 👕

My irl playgroup split up around Covid, but I am still desperate to try out these 100% thematic Ixalan and Innistrad EDH battleboxes. One day. 😮‍💨

My mirror is dirty again already- hope my muscles are an adequate distraction.