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... ...... ......... Event? ...

Eh, it was pretty stuffy.

Oh, I am no longer the boss of myself. However, I can teach you to grow your own one in a few short steps!

No. (But I know a guy who could get you one.)

(I am cutting in line.)

GUYS, GUYS—WAIT! I'M NOT DOING WHAT YOU SAY I'M DOING! I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING! I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING AT ALL!

Evening! It seems I've lost my way to the next Act, and I'd rather not miss it.

Aha, it looks like I'm the best and you're the worst! Wonder who got the chest hair? ... Where are we, anyways?

(He's in an uninterruptible sleep. Don't bother him.)

(I am cutting in line.)

(Something out of place.)

Nice weather! What conspiracies are we cooking on the menu today?

What now? Are you gonna shoot me or somethin'?! C'MON! DO IT!

Brilliant, Moony! Your foresight's great. Today's offer is a big one!

OH NO, WHAT A BARBARITY. WHO COULD DARE.

... ...... ......... Event? ...

LET'S CUT THE CRAP—YES! You will get rid of it for us so I can deal with the man in charge.

(...Something... wrong.)

Because he would be lost in the other person's mind.

Oh no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no! No no no! I just came here to bring you a gift.

Say, why all the tears? Aren't you supposed to be cheering?

No. (But I know a guy who could get you one.)

Wowie! I'd like to buy some of those...

Well, the timeless journeys through this play(s) always are familiar. Every time, I acknowledged the enjoyment and pleasure...

Say, are you a professional stalker? Don't take it personally.

... and all I got wewe incompwehensible feewings... and this lousy mask.

I CAN'T GO ON! I WON'T ACHIEVE ANYTHING!! S-SOMEONE, PWEASE END MY SUFFEWING!!

Well, it's time to be that one drop inside that ocean full of opportunities. Am I right?

Bless you for your business.

Was that a rain-rock I just felt?

Perhaps you have other suggestions?

Eh, it was pretty stuffy.

I keep heawing voices inside my head... They teww me to eat my veggies!

What an amazing exploration into the unknown! The entire universe is waltzing with me!

Uhh, wait. No, no, no. That was very weird. What is wrong with you?

Huh! I think I get it! It's a story of silent movements! How marvelous and interesting!

Let's not make any compromises. I must get rid of this smoke to reach the Boss, and it looks like this BATHROOM could be the key to our business's success.

Let's arrange our next ambush at the scene. Could you point out the Boss's location?

Let's think on it, gather info, and ask questions. I will provide us with the factual truth about this Geni̶̡̢̞͈̺͈͚̪̮̥̋͑̋͌̄̾͑̐͠ȩ̵̈́̒̌̓͒̏— BATHROOM ...

Aha, it looks like I'm the best and you're the worst! Wonder who got the chest hair? ... Where are we, anyways?

(Can't make anyone listen.)

Dear Genie: your Boss is our target today, but the smoke is in the way of our business. Would you kindly get rid of it at once?

Evening! It seems I've lost my way to the next Act, and I'd rather not miss it.

Do you by the chanced of chances know how to reach the GE̵̡̛͎̒̄́͗̊̈́̈̍͝N̵̝̹̄̓͆̽̋͒͊̓͝͠I̴̡̨̙̻͑̍́̂̈́͠ͅE BATHROOM?

Time to get to work!

I... I crave freedom and, and the G— BATHROOM is my only escape!

Marvelous and interesting, indeed! Though I feel the gratification of the audience, I can't sense any change in me.

Dear Genie: your Boss is our target today, but the smoke is in the way of our business. Would you kindly get rid of it at once?

Oh no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no! No no no! I just came here to bring you a gift.

Turrón? Turrón! Turrón! TURRÓN!