Alistar Whitman

Elon wasn’t cool enough to go to the island. Let that sink in.

So that latest tranche of #Epstein material kind of gives credence to a certain conspiracy theory we used to laugh about except there is not hero looking to expose and take them down.

So the US is a couple more executions away for a full scale urban battle. People are joining club to train themselves in droves.

If liberals went out and bought AKs en masse, you’d get a control and assault weapons ban within a month.

If you read the story about the five-year-old who was detained in Minnesota, and then used as bait by ice agents to apprehend additional people, you should start to realize that not only is a diabolical, but we are living in a version of the authoritarian dystopian novel. apple.news/AdAxD-GHmRdW...

The Morning Show is Friends without the funny.

If you ever wondered if #project2025 is working, we’ll have a look at this tracker. www.project2025.observer?agencies=Int...

So during tonight’s joint session of Congress address, will DONNY finally announce the opening of the labour camps?

Ok. I kinda hate people who post platitudes in cute turns of phrase on social media about relationships. Especially when you know that person isn’t in a relationship or has had one that’s gone past the three-year mark.

This isn’t alarming not even February yet techcrunch.com/2025/01/31/e...

I will admit that I imagine Bloods and Crips rollin up on DC and rushin up on Congress and taunting fools by saying ‘Talk that shit now, naw fool say that shit, Homie!’

I’m more convinced today than I was during the first term the current occupant is in fact a useful idiot. He is either trying to destroy the country or inspire a tax revolt. Btw the Kushner family couldn’t have been happy when they read the news. Just saying’. #ExecutiveOrder #foreignintelligence

HiI TikTokees Tokers not sure how to call you. Don’t bother trying to convince me of things…for reasons. I’m good. #tiktokban #messaging

Watching #manutd sink to new levels of dreadful play hurts my heart and takes a bit of joy away from everyday

Manchester is 🔴. And you’re gettin’ sacked in the morning! #utfr #manutd #mufc

Dear The Future, Sorry but I doubt the ruling class will be British in the sci-fi future. #dune

Digging #duneprophecy on #hbo. Doesn’t have the same feel as the movies but the pacing is similar and feels organic. Yes, it’s a bit #gameofthrones adjacent which isn’t a bad thing.

It is required reading for parents. A bit sensational, yes but the statistics and data are worth the read. #phones #kid #socialmedia #playbasedchildhood

I don’t believe anyone in Dearborn regrets how they voted just like I don’t think anyone has searched how do I change my vote.

A non fashy social media platform that isn’t a real time social experiment, yet alright @bsky.app What you got?