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People who uses the term "champagne socialism" are admitting that it's utterly incomprehensible to them how anyone can hold convictions that don't directly benefit them financially.

Trump just misses the good old times as much as anyone else. He can't bring Jeffrey Epstein back or repair his mind and body, but he can force some people to reenact The Apprentice.

Getting a tattoo of your partner's face is one thing, but maybe don't make it in the Mad magazine caricatute style.

Late stage The Boys and GenV when the writers just want to shock you with stupid super powers.

Common serbocroation greeting translated:

You couldn't make Bloodsport today. Jean Claude Van Damme was not roidbig enough for the role.

They should just edit/reprint anything to give they/them pronouns to chaos gods, orks, tyranids, necrons and anyone and anything who could be genderless.

GW should just go full Dark Woke. The Great Crusade was also a cultural genocide against anything and anyone we currently classify as conservative.

"Mysterious cases of pneumonia in Wuhan" newsticker December 2019 vibes. At least COVID showed that vaccines can be developed really quickly now.

Trailer looks really good. This ist just twisting the knife now.

Was pretty surprised to just find out EA slaughtered BioWare. Thought they would at least get to finish another Mass Effect (which also probably wouldn't have been good because of EA meddling).

See, that kind of thinking is why the Ferengi don't get these insane bubbles and crashes that are always plagueing hu-mon capitalism.

Ruin a book by adding a word Lord of the Onion Rings

Knee to nose basis. Translation: Only share this information with people you are so familiar with that your knees and noses have touched.

The air conditioning discourse really was a slippery slope...

It is actually considered very disrespectful in bluesky culture to hand somebody a pomegranate.

Mitch McConnell is lost in the Backrooms. That's just a copy they found there.

Fuck, they've automated the earnest shitpost responder. Hopefully nobody makes a bot that shames people for eating non-vegan food or bluesky will truly be dying.

Never forget !

The first White researcher. Women were already mentioned in Chinese texts from the early Spring and Autumn period around 640 BCE.

Calm down, Peter Urbach's ghost. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_U...

Partial solar eclipse at a time when the sun is already setting kind of seems like a cheesy metaphor for this entire decade.

Good thing The Boys ended before Looksmaxxing lingo broke containment, else that would have been something Homelander said.

Don't know enough about Malaysia to judge how this worked ouf for them, but countries should do this more often instead of trying to expand. Germany would be in a much better place without Bavaria. The USA would be in a much better place without some red states.

Keanu Reeves and Nicholas Cage should do more movies together. They look similar enough to play brothers and are polar opposites on the underacting/overacting scale. Keanu instead of John Travolta in Face/Off, or a remake of the Schwarzenegger/DeVito Twins.

Meowcroplastics. Is this something ?

Seldom has a competition felt so much like a battle of good against evil, and for once good triumphed.

*assortment of expletives*

That goal better count or I'll lose my shit !!!!!!!!!

Missing from the loss-of-mandate-of-heaven end-of-dynasty checklist are an ominous comet, a new cult and an invasion by steppe nomads. I guess the SpaceX rocket explosion could stand in for the comet and AI psychosis for the cult. Canada will never have a better opportunity to conquer the USA.

THEY ARE EATING CATS AND DOGS !!!!!!

Larry is an island of stability in the ocean of chaos that is British politics. If he ever dies he should be officially declared prime minister for eternity, like Kim Il Sung.

An Irishman is refused entry into a new bar owned by two African American brothers.

If Donald Trump doesn't sign an executive order to put this picture on Graham's gravestone, the next Democratic President should.

Lindsay Graham didn't kill himself.

Woke 2 off to a bad start. Better abandon it now and relaunch Woke: Origins while Woke: Inquisition is in the works.

The World Cup is kind of ruined for me. I'm watching the match and all I can think of is what nonsense the ref will pull out of his ass to take a goal away from Morocco.

Completely pointless to cheer for any underdog in this world cup (after the US is out) because the refs will just find some bullshit reason to negate a goal.

Nu, fuck off. That's bullshit. That second goal was stolen from Egypt.

I am now rooting for the USA to win the World Cup in the most obviously crooked way possible just for the relatively low stakes drama and the backlash against FIFA and Infantino.

I didn't want to believe the rumors that infowars has gone woke, but why is he black in this picture ?

Woke up from a two hour nap where I was only kinda half asleep, completely blackpilled about democracy and the English. I had suddenly realized that people only voted for Elizabeth Thatcher because she had the same name as the queen. Took me another hour awake to remember she was called Margaret.

I wouldn't trust this guy about anything hog related after what happened the last time he got involved with pigs.

Remember how nu metal peaked right before 9/11 ? Were the twin towers actively promoting nu metal ?

It started raining, so with a bit of luck temperatures here might drop below 25 °C, which is still too hot to sleep.

Dismayed at how many usually reasonable people want more nuclear power. Climate change will get worse before it gets better and nuclear plants need a lot of cooling. They are maybe an option for places like Norway or Finnland. Anywhere else an expansion in solar and battery storage would be better.