Mike Epler

When you’re girl won’t stop bugging you about wearing protection

@smugdingus.bsky.social I find it odd that I’ve never seen you and Randy Dobnak in the same room

@smugdingus.bsky.social this ruined my night so I figured I’d ruin yours with it as well

@smugdingus.bsky.social saw this and thought of you for some reason

@smugdingus.bsky.social great news!

Well, I’d say we’ve reached the apex of memes focused on this topic.

@chriskamler.bsky.social saw this over on the bird site and thought you’d enjoy. I’d like to tell you this is from the car belonging to my new neighbors in Olathe that just moved here but that would be a lie, sadly.

@smugdingus.bsky.social hey I found an estate sale in JOCO that starts Thursday that looks to be lit af in case you’re bored

@chriskamler.bsky.social damn fine shirt, don’t you think?

@chriskamler.bsky.social any idea where a person could still find a shirt like this? Friend of mine was asking around…

@chriskamler.bsky.social remember to protect your tender vegetation tonight

@chriskamler.bsky.social you ready to get 12” ? Probably will take about 6 different events to add up to that total, so I guess me and the weather have something in common