🎃 Eric M Hunter🎃

Just overheard someone say: “I almost gooned too close to the sun.” And I have no idea what that means…

I generally feel like I earned this one. Wordle 1,916 4/6 ⬛⬛🟧⬛🟧 ⬛⬛🟧⬛🟧 ⬛🟧🟧⬛🟧 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

She might not talk much, but boy can she ever work a grill. #art #oc #halloween (2022)

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"Oh I guarantee someone's pissed in your drink before," I chuckled before taking a drink of my beer. The circle went quiet. I waited for my girlfriend Ashley to finish her story, but her face was white from shock. The room was a #blur then. "What?" "How would you know that?" she asked. Hm. #vss365

His words are a lie. They bind to me like #elastic bands. They pull at my skin and keep me in the dark. I’m sitting in the room they bombed first. There’s nothing here but ruins and decay. And his lies. But I’m stronger than him. And I will prove it to you. #vss365

Fuck everything that’s happening—I’m writing anyway.

I am what happens when you cross ugly with action.

Look at the big brain on Spidy. - Spider-Man PS1

What’s your dream job? 39 year old me: a 1970’s postal carrier

The latest ads I’ve been getting: Okay, you’ve convinced me to sign up for a free newsletter that can be read in 5 minutes.

I’m back baby! Wordle 1,527 2/6 🟦🟧🟦🟧⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Unbeknownst to the Thief, a Wizard awoke.

Well this is interesting and… well interesting… create.listgoat.com/l/QICo9p7JDC...

Hike Camp Sleep

I want to make a post apocalyptic Romeo and Juliet meets a Dashboard Confessional soundtrack. If this makes sense to you, please DM me. I can’t get this idea out of my head!

I love a two person horror film.

Will Durant: “The tragedy of life is that it gives us wisdom only when it has stolen youth.”

Stop that man! He just burgled my hamburger!

I thought my wife called me a slut. Before I could respond, my slut side jumped in and said “bitch, you don’t know the half of it.”

Restaurants, please stop putting liners for meals that require a fork and knife to eat. I’m tired of eating paper. I know it looks cool as a presentation but stop putting non edible things on the same plate as my food.

Anytime I take a walk to the moon, my head goes to romantic comedies.

When in doubt, cast fireball.

A story recounts a struggle of a hero, fighting an obstacle, to achieve a goal.

But why male models?

Alright, I’m back baby. Wordle 1,498 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟦 🟧🟦🟦🟦⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Keep the sunlight.

I learned a new word today. Wordle 1,497 X/6 🟦⬛🟦🟦⬛ ⬛🟧⬛🟧🟧 ⬛🟧⬛🟧🟧 ⬛🟧⬛🟧🟧 ⬛🟧⬛🟧🟧 ⬛🟧⬛🟧🟧

A bell hanging outside a window.

Mad genius Wordle 1,496 4/6 ⬛⬛🟦⬛🟦 🟦⬛⬛🟦⬛ ⬛🟦🟧⬛⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

It’s better to burn out than to fade away.

Started replaying GONE HOME. Man, I forgot how well this story is told. Had to remind myself what happens because I was already getting caught up in the story.

Saturdays got me like Wordle 1,491 3/6 ⬛🟦⬛⬛⬛ 🟧⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

I love me a baked potato.

Thanks for the talk, Tom. It may have looked like I was rushing to do something else, and I was, I but also realized that this was exactly the chat I needed to have.

If my eyeballs ever touch together, take me out.

Love that I'm at that age that I have to turn up the zoom in my word documents to correctly read the text. :)

Whoa… Wordle 1,479 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟦🟦 🟧🟧🟧🟧⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

And when I say “I’m done” I mean I’m done. I’m turning 40 this year. And I have just discovered my on/off switch. I need to make up for lost time. SWITCH

Ultimately it doesn’t matter. We are all going to die some day. But that’s just me messing on a Thursday afternoon, how’s your day going?

And now, I tune out the world. 🎧

Bro… Wordle 1,471 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟧⬛ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Sometimes I surprise myself. Wordle 1,470 3/6 ⬛🟦⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟦⬛🟦🟦 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I have in my hands the produced audio book of my debut horror novel KISSES FOR ANDREW and you know what that means…

“It is good also to remember that, now and again, it is simply best to throw a poem away. Some things are unfixable.” Mary Oliver - A Poetry Handbook