Eric B. Skeetin

"can't you support ONE sports team that isn't an embarrassing shitshow"

can just the american league do a work stoppage

i woke up and watched a soccer game and it didn't ruin my whole saturday

[seeing a sea of empty seats at stamford bridge] oh so THATS why they're called the blues

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

cole palmer should use these 10 minutes to get fucking haircut

it's a good thing cole palmer didn't do anything violent like lean his head forward 2 inches

bands need to cool it with the 20 and 25 year anniversary shows. my wife is going to bankrupt us

unattractive podcasters being forced by their employers onto video platforms is one of the great civil rights issues of our day

this is big news for all the millennials who have dreamed of eating an apple like christopher lloyd in DENNIS THE MENACE

is this the hottest ticket in the history of wisconsin?

@WesternRevivalTrad: On this date in 1802 in Vienna, Ludwig von Beethoven performed in public for the first time his Piano Sonata No. 14, which after his death would be renamed the Moonlight Sonata and celebrated as the greatest musical composition ever written @elonmusk: Great Sonata.

i'm not a boat guy, or "nautophile" as it were, but i'm pretty sure you could in fact turn the titanic a full 180° overnight

unfortunately....i make bet on coventry...and so....no team get the ice cream

packing tins of dirt like tom sizemore in saving private ryan labeled "apple fest" and "uptown theater"

maria menounos lives inside the projector

i was a caddy for one weekend and immediately realized i didn't know jack shit about golf. never went back after 36 holes

I can't believe the Dodgers. Using their deep-pocket owners to have a salary that overwhelms the competition. Bringing in all sorts of All-Star mercenaries they barely needed. Winning back-to-back World Series. The resulting labor strife leading to a lockout.

people from milwaukee love to say they're from "chicago" but it's actually a suburb

"they moved the game up because of weather" oh i'm sorry, rain in cleveland is a bad thing now??

the bones of 100 hamsters weighing approximately 30 pounds is an objectively reasonable guess that is above reproach

🎵 what doesn't kill me makes me wounded 🎵

#coys

scored a goal didn't lose #coys

lmao

savio is fucking ELECTRIC, can we make the entire team out of savio

i don't want to sound dramatic but if spurs don't score a goal this half i will [REDACTED]

we might need to try unplugging the american league central and then plugging it back in

donald trump was clearly trying to do the "gas prices are high so iran doesn't get a nuke" line but his brain is applesauce so he forgot midway through the line that it's supposed to be bad

my dennis hastert story is that in the late 90s he came to visit my boy scout troop even though we weren't located in his congressional district

new liberty biberty sex tape just dropped

out-of-office away message set

if cody gakpo came to spurs he would have scuffled, gotten a minor injury, and sat out the international break. instead he stayed at liverpool, thrived, and got seriously injured representing his country. what a dummy.

[senator smirking, anxiously waiting to unveil a big posterboard with a screenshot of a text message that just says "el duque"] so it is your testimony here today that on july 17 you DID NOT "remember" mlb journeyman livan hernandez, is that correct

a double bullpen game to open a playoff series. america's continued decline on full display

[guy who's only watched the 2004 ken dorsey v craig krenzel MNF game] getting real ken dorsey v craig krenzel vibes from this

years ago i mastered the art of when and where to use mid-sentence parenthetical em dashes for emphasis, now people think it means i didn't write it. ai can suck my fucking dick

the president is announcing a plan to manufacture single-use cars that are cheaper than a tank of gasoline