Erinn

Jesus, he is butthurt over Obama's quip

We're at the Obama Cheesecake Factory portion of his festivus rally

Trump is doing some sleepy sir story about Iraq. The audience is scintillated Then he said shit, and the crowd goes wild

Less than 5 minutes into his rally he's doing his Ilhan Omar racism

No way, Trump's on time for his asshole rally today

LULA WON! SERBIA STRONGMAN CONCEDES! FASCISM - 0 DEMOCRACY - 2

The cat wants in, the cat wants out the cat wants in out out in in out. Can't explain it!

Well, he just wrapped up a marathon of slurring, ass commenting, sir story meandering, Nikki Minaj blundering, extortion threatening and othering decent Americans and the country of Norway. Now I need copious amounts of alcohol

Now he's doing that 6 mos old Harry Enten broadcast on CNN that only queried Republicans that identify as "MAGA" or IOW: the functionally illiterate

How long is this fucker going to slur and blunder his way through meandering sir stories, Jon Husted's tight firm ass and scaring people with fake boogeymen today?

Trump's rally has veered head on into Islamophobia, bigotry and ooga booga straw men

Now Trump's crying about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize. Claims he was prepared to accept it. Now Norway is a "shithouse"

Trump is so down bad at this rally he's bringing up his "war on Christmas" B-side of the hits

Trump is just making shit up about EAS at his rally right now. The racism is THICK

Trump's MI rally has barely started and there's a protester.

"In a year, you won't even recognize it" Trump on Washington DC Be alarmed

That "God made Trump" short Trump is playing at his rally is fucking hilarious

I had to bounce out of Trump's rally bc my husband threatened to burn the TV down to the ground if I didn't

Explain to me how Trump can declare Ilhan Omar has to vacate her seat immediately? I think her constituents may have something to say about that

Watching ATK, they're making challah. This shiska's gonna knock the socks off her Jewish in-laws at Hanukkah this year!

When they take your chair bc they’re just shameless

Crazy fucker said on Monday he will be renaming the Atlantic Ocean to the America's Ocean

I think cats get smug satisfaction from barfing on the rug. Change my mind

LOL Dana Bash is interviewing some rube in a Milwaukee bar talking about being tired of "white guilt" then starts sobbing beer tears "we're gonna lose this cuntry"

I won’t get to go the bathroom for awhile

Cut my index finger making dinner Sunday and have went through 7676779890 band aids so far

That Eddie Munster looking dude on Abby Phillip is the biggest tool that ever tooled

@atrupar.com your clips are going to be featured on CNN after the commercial break

Mark Christiane Amanpour as the first CNN defection. Just announced, she is leaving the network

Ever notice how the day progresses, the volume on the TV inches up?

"My Old Blue Jeans" just got out of my head and Wrangler tortures me...again. I want a class action lawsuit

I haven't had a drink in three days but after that rally I'm fixin' to rip that shit up by 6 pm

OMFG Trump's doing the 6 mos old Harry Enten poll that only questioned "MAGA Republicans" Damn you, Harry Enten

Oh God Trump is going to do the weightlifting thing again at his rally rn

Hey guys, how genius is it to add an extra dollar to 1775 to make it 1776? Is that uncle at MIT in the NUCLEAR levels of super intelligence

I've seen crowds more pumped at a new Costco store opening than the one at Trump's AZ rally rn

Just peeked the crowd at Trump’s Alaskan rally and is it being held in a small town city hall?

Trump said "bullshit' at his rally just now and the childlike MAGA titter with daddy using a "naughty"

Trump got another protester, and he is simmering with rage

Have you ever been so sick you're "thisclose" going to urgent care? Thank goodness we're not in a heatwave anymore