Ernie

🚨BREAKING: In a shocking find, scientists have discovered the world’s first dog with two fully functioning assholes. 🐕

Donald the Turkey wishes everyone an easy lie today.

King Burger Rules! Yay, Donny!!

Be Alert!

And she's spending it all on steroids.

Join us nationwide for a Trump/Musk protest tomorrow! handsoff2025.com

About a year ago, St. Donnie started grifting his bible and hoped to "Make America Pray Again." And of course they were printed in China. Can we all collectively pray that this orange POS gets escorted to jail, Guantanamo, or off of this planet? apnews.com/article/trum...

Krampus comes in all forms.

Best Christmas Ever. Not.

First post ever on Bluesky. I apologize for demeaning Nancy Mace earlier. The lovely shirt should read 'LUST.'