Cutty Snark

…and in unrelated news, did you know that the U.S. Department of Death has quietly automated processes using AI for the past three years. After the break, we’ll check in with the Grok Reaper to see how it’s going.

Just broke my brain trying to remember the long version of the name Clive… Cliver (rhymes with liver)? Clivery? Clover?

strolled out of bed on a saturday morning to find my grade-school aged child with my partner, playing card games and blasting brazilian funk-disco on vinyl while sipping mango juice and coffee (respectively). these are the subtle cues from the universe that i'm living my life correctly.

I never asked to be the “eww don’t cut your fingernails here” police but they KEEP BEING NASTY

“Why didn’t she quit? Why didn’t she leave? Why didn’t she tell?” Listen to yourselves.

“MISSION….Mission CONTROWLE!!!“

I wanna do a sideshow around Artemis!!

for anyone lucky enough to have a kid to read to (including yourself), check out Scarlet Morning by ND Stevenson. it's been a long time since a book came out the gate this hot, and we've only just made it through the Prologue. #fantasybooks #adventurebooks 📚🏴‍☠️

hope Teyana is being considered to portray Sister Rosetta Tharpe in the long overdue biopic. if done right that could really put her right with me again

it's bedtime o'clock and i just told my child to "Read wit me!" in my best The Prodigy voice. no one gets me in this house

Really wasn't ready for my brain to act like this Wednesday afternoon is Friday evening but here we are, checked out