Garfield & Friendslop

Republicans: We won by 10,000 votes this is going to be an uberreich and cultural domination the world has never before seen Democrats: Well we won 54 seats but boy do I not fancy our chances in 2036

David Walliams:

Not gonna pretend to be an expert on the Israel election but I have to laugh whenever I see someone go "oh it doesn't matter, I heard Eizenkot is a Zionist"

I grew up in a poor neighborhood. We couldn't afford the bandwitdth to send people to the Lemon Party website, so to shock someone we would trick them into watching Antique Chode Show on PBS

what's scary is that this isn't even launching with online

the wayback machine is really an invaluable resource for showing off the old internet. For instance, you can use it as a great example of how slow everything was back then

it's that time of US election year again: the time when I sub to Silver Bulletin

good day, huh?

Me booting up my definitely legal Sims 4 copy with all the DLC and having to click through 500 different notifications

Lara Croft was revolutionary as a woman in a male-dominated field (agonizingly perishing in spike pits) and opened up the way for many others (women used to trigger arrow traps in Spelunky)

Fritzi why even tell her you should know better at this point

I'll be honest I don't think it would be a good idea for Canada to buy a studio who's last successful game came out during the Obama administration

27GB. To be honest I think I can believe that. Very believable number

the will smith/chris rock thing might have been in hindsight the last time I was truly happy

Website engineers rn

Posting "How dare Fortnite add a sexual assault victim to the game" and having people slowly realize that I'm referring to Eric Cartman

Vivek Ramaswamy two weeks out from the primary election for some reason

remember when dropbox had an easter egg where if you put in "correcthorsebatterystable" as a password it would tell you not to take webcomics literally. This in hindsight was actually an important cybersecurity feature

Genuinely I think I'd prefer if someone just secretly cheated on me instead of doing this shit

Gotta hand it to them it's impressive to drop the worst campaign ad of the cycle when Paxton put out two separate ones that accidentally made him look like a pedophile

Paris is one of those cities in cartoons like Springfield or Bikini Bottom where everyone just goes and riots at the tip of a hat

Puyo Puyo 2 probably has some kind of record for the ratio of least amount of changes in a sequel versus biggest leap in quality for a sequel

Honestly what baffles me is that this happened with the 4090 and then they *didn't fucking change it* for the 5090

Fucking Iron Lung had simultaneous worldwide wide release and the distribution was done by fucking Markiplier how is A24 this bad at it

tbh Smash players do provide me with reminders to keep up with my own hygiene so I salute them

I don't really think you need "this site has more or less AI than the other site" as an argument when any given post on twitter will have @aryanmasterrapist1488 complaining about the non-whites underneath it

👏listen👏to👏women👏

Incest isn't even illegal irl so this is them banning the depictions of two people following the law

Rollercoaster reading this tweet from going "Obvious joke" to "wait he's serious" to "okay but lowkey kinda right though..."

saw a guy walking down the street today with this T-shirt. Have nothing else to add to that just felt like mentioning it

the fuck you mean Pinball Dreams was developed by DICE