Iblitz

Iblitz

@esotericdynamo.bsky.social

You can call me Iblitz. Truthfully, I'm here to follow the people I like, but I make my own stuff, too. If I ever make something worth sharing, you can expect to read about it here. I suppose. (hey)

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Well, gosh, I guess I'll have a go at it. Hi! You can call me Iblitz. Truthfully, I'm here to follow the people I like, but I make my own stuff, too. If I ever make something worth sharing, you can expect to read about it here. I suppose. (hey) Well, thanks for reading. Until next time, buh-bye.

ok I'm not one to comment on this sort of thing but when I saw "Aces vs. Fever" trending I genuinely thought people were debating which of the two most recent Mario Tennis games were better. My apologies to the WNBA, that wasn't even the right sport.

the general consensus Ocarina of Time remake is either "ew ew ew ew ew ew EW" or "This is perfect. My childhood is back." There is virtually no in-between, lol.

I guess I'm a CowBoy now. Normally, I wouldn't bother with a personality quiz, but this one is both very stylish and very professional. It's practically a game in and of itself! Give it a try.

Jaden@jadenthejaded.uk

Hey guys! Due to the trend of "what's your undertale soul color" reels I've seen recently, I decided to make something hopefully more accurate and fun than the other tests out there. I wanted it to be very Undertale themed and to have a bunch of Easter eggs. Try it at undertale.jadenthejaded.uk!

My roster of potential Tomodachi Life islanders! Most of them are characters I like, and some have design traits that I want to challenge myself with recreating in the Mii editor. I'm trying to be money-smart and save up to get the game in a couple months! How exciting!!!

They announced a fully translated, multi-platform remake of Touhou 6 and it wasn't even in the English version of the Nintendo Direct this morning! GRAAAHHHHH

Lenox@lenoxmst.bsky.social

For anyone who didn't watch the JP direct, a Touhou 6 remake Localized for 11 LANGUAGES including English, Spanish, and Brazilian Portuguese coming out on Switch, Steam, and PS5 in 9/9/2026 This is the best announcement of the day, personally

Well, I mean... I'm still a little sour, even if the reason is understandable. bsky.app/profile/rich...

IceFairy@richardeffendi.bsky.social

YUNYA : There were a bunch of comments angrily asking why the EN Nintendo direct didn't show EoSD. They were in all caps. ZUN : The reason for that is because we simply didn't make it in time for the EN direct. JYUNYA : We only barely made it in time for the JP one.

April is finally over. You know what that means—it's May! You know what that means—MerMay! You know what that means—tons of mer(something or other) art! You know what that means—

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I've played like dozens of hours of PvZ on DS this year. They're fuckin' designed wrong; the best way to use them is to just dig them up the instant they chomp a zombie and then immediately replace it. It's so stupid, just... make 'em a slow plant like Wall-nut, make them eat faster—problem solved!

I don't really have a solid idea for who should be in the hypothetical Poker Night 3 except that Gromit should be the one playing cards and Wallace should be sitting off to the side and chatting with the other players, kinda like Max in Poker Night 2.

Made up a Poker Night 3 roster cause it's fun #PokerNightAtTheInventory #PokerNight

UGH I HATE BlueSky's video player. It never works in-browser on mobile; and on desktop, if you don't watch the video from start to finish, the audio WILL decouple and the whole thing gets desynched. Here, I've included a video clip of my "epic gamer skills" so you can see what I mean.

okay, upon further investigation: the desync only occurs when you move the playhead forwards. Moving it back seems to re-sync the audio. Confusing, but manageable.

I expect a higher volume of centaur artwork from all of you art-makers this year. I will watch attentively. (also check out Mefo they make really stylish art)

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the recent release of Plants VS Zombies: Replanted has really given me a newfound appreciation for the simplistic beauty of its game design. It's a truly wonderful game. ...not that I've been playing the Replanted version. GOD no. I'm playing my childhood DS copy!

hey look at this a crude sketch of Marisa Kirisame from the Touhou Project that I made in art class instead of paying attention just dug it out from an old .psd (I use Clip Studio now)

So, just to follow up on what I said about Bananza pre-launch: the whole "kid Pauline" schtick still makes barely any sense, but the idea that Lady from the original Donkey Kong is in fact Pauline's grandmother (paralleling Cranky Kong being the current DK's gandpa) is a pretty neat explanation.

The game overall has really strong characterization, too. Even with all the hype surrounding the return of K. Rool, I've seen a good amount of praise for the VoidCo crew. Void Kong himself is such a skeevy little pest—a great break from most DK villains being big and brutish.

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I just remembered that I made a "Favourite Characters Bingo" card a few months ago. Might as well post it here—better late than never! Feel free to respond with your results.

I just remembered that I made a "Favourite Characters Bingo" card a few months ago. Might as well post it here—better late than never! Feel free to respond with your results.

I deliberately chose only one character per series—some leeway was given for the extended Mario franchise, in accordance to how it's divvied up in Smash Bros. I also tried to "theme" each line, to varying degrees of cohesion. Don't overthink it—just play along. See if you can score a bingo or two.

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A sincere thank you to everyone who's read the comic and supported the channel, because I hold no illusions about the fact that this publication would not have happened, and certainly not this quickly, without all of you! ❤️ -R

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Mario fans must look insane from an outsiders' context because everyone's fine with baby characters racing karts with their adult counterparts and Bowser warping through space and time but as soon as a 13-year-old Pauline gets introduced everyone starts spouting theories

You're telling me that a young Pauline exists alongside DK (and Cranky!) in this game, when Mario Kart World has an ADULT Pauline next to the same DK???? Something is up. I dunno WHAT, but... If two Nintendo games are capable of sharing half an iota of continuity between each other I'd be SHOCKED.

Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror]@nintendoamericax.bsky.social

We knew there was something odd about that rock… The talented young singer Pauline will team up with Donkey Kong on his subterranean adventure in #DonkeyKongBananza.

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And now, you're telling me that the ONLY thing from Odyssey that DID stick--Mayor Pauline--is getting thrown aside in favour of... whatever is going on here? Again: IT LOOKS GREAT. I understand the desire to switch things up with these 40 year old characters, but this feels... a bit too ridiculous.

I want them to cook, I really do... but a Nintendo game--a post-Rareware DONKEY KONG game, no less--is not gonna be where you find a compelling continuity. Nintendo does standalone stories, and that's that. Man, I think I know how Ian Flynn felt before he started writing official Sonic media. Oof.

You're telling me that a young Pauline exists alongside DK (and Cranky!) in this game, when Mario Kart World has an ADULT Pauline next to the same DK???? Something is up. I dunno WHAT, but... If two Nintendo games are capable of sharing half an iota of continuity between each other I'd be SHOCKED.

Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror]@nintendoamericax.bsky.social

We knew there was something odd about that rock… The talented young singer Pauline will team up with Donkey Kong on his subterranean adventure in #DonkeyKongBananza.

The game looks great, yes, but continuity nonsense makes it hard (for me, at least) to engage with a series as a whole. This is gonna sound insane, but... that's part of why I was never sold on Super Mario Odyssey. Why engage with this game and its characters, when they've already been forgotten?

Mario Kart World looks awesome! What I think is hilarious is that they seem committed to make EVERY course hazard a playable character. Seriously, the Moo Moo cow was just the tip of the iceberg!

Dang, does BlueSky not have text formatting? You know; Bold, Italic, Underlined, that stuff. It seems it's not built-in; you can a third-party tool, but... man, this is kind of lame. I like my text formatted, bruh.

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