sarah

i'm too old to attract a poltergeist ☹️

good news its October and its time to listen to PJ Harvey and Joanna Newsom and Lankum and that's IT.

Boosting this event for my two (2) followers! The Palestine Aid Society’s Walk for Palestine happens annually in Ann Arbor. 🇵🇸

as G-d as my witness, I will never watch "T-d Lasso"

hey, it’s November i’m feeling dismal i’ll knock yr hat off call me Ishmael

holyfking shit how tf did i miss this? my favorite (living) polar scholar and my favorite (living) guy talking about the Book of All Time? 😍

"We have a truck on fire, we have a man on the lift. We are unable to find the switch to turn the lift off, can't stop the dancing chickens. Send an electrician."

entering my John Hinckley era

what do you think this is about

I am no more lonely than the loon on the pond that laughs so loud.

i am, of course, an exceptionally lonely person

cease to eat a Lemonhead when an uneaten Lemonhead yet remains? i simply cannot.

new perimenopause symptom unlocked: listening to The Specials and crying.

anybody want to make crop circles with me

[to the tune of "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out"] MILLENNIAL CRASH OUT

when a cartoon character hits his thumb with a big mallet

uh oh! A comedically large anvil has fallen on Morgan Wallen. Tonight’s concert has been cancelled, please go home.

I have to be honest. She's growing on me.

MICHIGAN DEMOCRATS: If you have already voted for Mallory McMorrow and wish to change your vote, you can contact your local clerk to have your ballot spoiled and a new ballot issued. 🗳️

"If you have the courage of your convictions you can face the universe."

LET’S GO MICHIGAN LET’S GO

i'm Depressed!

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO ABBREVIATE PUSH MESSAGES LIKE THIS

I’m in love I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it

i need to be in a body of water

this is where i belong

"Generally speaking, I think it takes a special kind of gall to assume that what a desperate world needs is your particular spin on giving up." organizingmythoughts.org/declining-in...

I grow old... I grow old... I shall wear the bottoms of my cargo pants rolled.

ooooh yes my favorite genre of AI-generated image: make the slop tool imagine an actual, physical tool. it simply cannot do it!

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

god I wish I still had these

if i could have any superhero ability it would be the thing where animals know instinctively that you are friend

should i get Doc Martens or is it a midlife crisis

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

been digging in the garden all day, and all the while under the watchful stinkeye of the robins. i hope they don’t think we’re competing for resources.

i think i should start smoking cigarettes again wdyt

Israel alone killed over 75 journalists in 2025, something many of the people I'm currently reading breathless posts from have still said nothing about.

"There he goes now; to him nothing’s happened; but to me the skewer seems loosening out of the middle of the world." Herman Melville, Moby-Dick, Ch.125

it’s 2026 and there isn’t a service that can find me a song that sounds exactly like the song i just listened to 30+ times in a row