Stone Cold Jane Austen

22 Sept

I hate that I have to beg the Internet for help, but I'm dying here. Cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask Venmo.com/estrusflask If you're looking for something worth paying me for: sites.google.com/view/esperism/home

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I would be so powerful if I had the money for hobbies

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girls that look like this are the backbone of hobby society

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Maybe I just still feel bad from yesterday but today I just feel like shit. Not even sure I have the motivation for a movie.

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And GIMP just crashed on me.

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It's crashing WHEN I TRY TO SAVE

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letterboxd.comA ★★★ review of An American Werewolf in London (1981)"Violence and puppetry go hand in hand." This is a movie that probably stands out as one of John Landis' best films, but Rick Baker absolutely carries this movie. The special effects and makeup work a...

Memorable for the special effects, but the rest is underwhelming. As usual, I'm shaking the tin cup. I'd like to get myself something for my birthday and not go into the red. Tip jars: cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask venmo.com/estrusflask Buy me birthday presents 🥺👉👈 throne.com/estrusflask

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This was a very mid movie (positive). As usual, I'm shaking the tin cup. I'd like to get myself something for my birthday and not go into the red. Tip jars: cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask venmo.com/estrusflask Buy me birthday presents 🥺👉👈 throne.com/estrusflask

letterboxd.comA ★★★ review of Child's Play (1988)"Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play?" This was dumb fun. Chucky is simultaneously a genius murderer and also the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. Like, I don't know, maybe be a little more circumspect than...

Talked to a new person over voice and after about four continuous hours of socializing and being on a call and watching a movie and then chatting, I feel so worn out. Almost sore. Wanna cry. My battery is drained.

I still feel wired. I'm taking 5mg of edible gummy and this is probably the latest I've done that. I usually go to sleep at midnight these days, but who knows.

I also worry I was annoying, but that's a separate issue and I worry that I'm annoying to the person who has repeatedly shown they have an interest in my presence.

You know who else I worry I'm annoying? The girl reading this.

letterboxd.comA ★★★★ review of The Lobster (2015)This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

What the fuck is this movie. This is one of the most insane things I've watched. If you like it, help me fund my birthday. Just one week to go. Tip jars: cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask venmo.com/estrusflask Buy me birthday presents 🥺👉👈 throne.com/estrusflask

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Movie. It was okay. Not great. Mostly inoffensive. If you like it, help me fund my birthday: Tip jars: cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask venmo.com/estrusflask Buy me birthday presents 🥺👉👈 throne.com/estrusflask

letterboxd.comA ★½ review of Casper (1995)"Can I keep you?" I vaguely remember really liking this movie as a kid. Pretty sure we had it on VHS. I don't want to say that this is a bad movie, but I'm not sure that it's a good movie, either. Cri...

Went back and watched the second half of this with the friend who started watching it with me but had to sleep. I noticed so much stuff. I'm still not sure that it really says all that much on the idea beyond about a Black Mirror episode's worth, but it did still tell it well.

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I didn't even realize that tonight was a full moon. That was just a happy coincidence.

AI psychosis is real. Imagine calling it a war crime to say AI is bad.

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I made a little paper doll of my character and then started drawing outfits for her and her shadow.

Oh, you know I wanna do this. I used to not be a song person, but then when I moved and started transitioning I just sort of... became a song person. A person who goes out of their way to listen to songs and has musical acts they like.

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youtu.beLazarus - Haunted Like Human (Studio Music Video)YouTube video by Haunted Like Human

10. Haunted like Human is another band that I've recently stumbled onto and I really like a lot of their songs. This one was the first I heard.

youtu.beLa Dispute - "Nine" (Violitionist Sessions)YouTube video by Michael Briggs Audio

11. La Dispute is a band where I don't really like most of their other stuff I've heard, but I really love the Here, Hear albums. Nine isn't my favourite (I prefer albums I and II), but I did see this on my recommended and decided to share it. Nine might be my favourite of Here, Hear III.

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letterboxd.comA ★★★★ review of The Lobster (2015)This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

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letterboxd.comA ★★★★ review of The Lobster (2015)This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

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letterboxd.comA ½ review of Sleepaway Camp (1983)"You're just what I've been looking for." This movie was almost excruciating to watch. I could barely tell who was who because everyone is vague and indistinct. I obviously knew the twist ending going...

This movie isn't bad because it's transphobic, it's transphobic because they didn't make this movie better. If you like it, help me fund my birthday: Tip jars: cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask venmo.com/estrusflask Buy me birthday presents 🥺👉👈 throne.com/estrusflask

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I watched a movie. I don't have too much to say, but don't take that to mean it wasn't good. It is, I'm just frazzled from poor sleeping If you like it, help me fund my birthday: Tip jars: cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask venmo.com/estrusflask Buy me birthday presents 🥺👉👈 throne.com/estrusflask

letterboxd.comA ★★★★½ review of Project Hail Mary (2026)"There's infinite possibilities for this to go wrong, it almost certainly won't work, it's what you Americans would call a long shot." "Hail Mary. I get it now." "You're going to cry" "I'm not going t...

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letterboxd.comA ★★★★ review of The Lobster (2015)This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

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Boomers really don't know how to treat customer service workers, do they

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You can dress like a slut when it's over 70℉

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How do you fuck up "trans woman kills her bullies at a sleepaway camp"? The movie just suddenly ends.

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youtu.beParis Paloma - Pre-Raphaelite [Official Music Video]YouTube video by Paris Paloma

8. The Fatal Flaw is a gut punch of an album, but Pre-Raphaelite is a great song that's just about loving women, instead of the ones like Rothko and Bleeding Part of Me, which are painful and sad.

youtu.beSmall Fools - The Edge of the Map (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by Small Fools

9. A reinterpretation of the song Cumberland Gap. I really like the comment that says it's like a cowboy showed up to a faerie revelry.

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The worst thing Smalland has going for it is the fact that when I'm playing it I think about how much I'd rather be playing Grounded. Tho Grounded doesn't have a Tree Butler. (Someone buy me Grounded for my birthday 🥺👉👈)

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letterboxd.comA ★★★★★ review of Obsession (2025)"If you die, the wish will go away." "You're sure there's nothing else I can do?" "Yeah, I mean, as long as you live. Sounds to me like you have a moral obligation to be there for her." Everything you...

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I watched a movie that caused me pain and then I ripped out my guts and smeared them onto a Letterboxd review. If you like it, help me fund my birthday: Tip jars: cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask venmo.com/estrusflask Buy me birthday presents 🥺👉👈 throne.com/estrusflask

youtu.beIs Monster High ADA Compliant?YouTube video by Preston DaPonte

>50 minute video about whether Monster High is ADA accessible. This is exactly my kind of shit youtu.be/ytAjywXWENs

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youtu.beThe Ballad of Jane Doe - A Ride the Cyclone AnimaticYouTube video by GoopCat

6. They also won't be all from musical theater, but I do want to put the haunting Ballad of Jane Doe on here as well (which is actually a lament! While Noel is singing a ballad. Probably. I don't know, I just heard that somewhere.)

youtu.beThe Whole Being Dead Thing | Beetlejuice the Musical Fan AnimationYouTube video by Shnikkels

7. I need to find a slime tutorial of Beetlejuice the Musical. I've listened to the album, but it doesn't have a climax song, which feels weird. Anyway. I promise the next one won't be a musical. Maybe.

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youtu.beLee Emi - I Warned You (Official Lyric Video)YouTube video by Lee Emi

4. Lee Emi's new solo project is really good, and she continues to speak to me. Lee Emi/Emilee Petersmark is probably going to show up a lot on this list, solo or as part of the Crane Wives. Her music is very cluster-B core.

youtu.beNoel's Lament (Ride The Cyclone)【covered by Anna】|| female ver.YouTube video by annapantsu

5. I feel like I've been very into musical theater more than any point in my life. Anyway, I kin Noel Gruber, and most of my OCs have been some form of Monique Gibeau.

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youtu.beJack Wolfe - EPIC III - Recorded live at Prophecy HallYouTube video by Jack Wolfe

2. I swear they won't all be from Hadestown, but I really love Jack Wolf's solo performance of Epic III.

youtu.beJack Wolfe performs "I'm Alive" | Next to Normal | Great Performances on PBSYouTube video by Great Performances | PBS

3. I haven't been obsessed with the songs of Next to Normal as much, and it doesn't have the cultural penetration of Hadestown, but it's really good. It comes off as almost narmy, yet it's so sincere. Also Jack Wolfe is kind of amazing as the ghost/hallucination of their son.

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youtu.beWait for Me (Reprise) - Hadestown AnimaticYouTube video by Eerna

1. Hadestown is amazing and you should watch the proshot. Wait For Me (Reprise) is what was playing in my head just a moment ago, so this gets to be first. I love this song, especially Eurydice singing the climax of the song.

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letterboxd.comA ★★★★ review of Predestination (2014)"The only thing I know for sure is that you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I miss you dreadfully." This is a movie that's been on my radar for probably a decade now, though I hadn't ...

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Watched a surprisingly good adaptation of a short story that I surprisingly liked. Also, my birthday is in eleven days and I'm still super poor, so... Tip jars: cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask venmo.com/estrusflask Buy me birthday presents 🥺👉👈 throne.com/estrusflask

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