Steph Langley

This is just me, every morning at 4:30 exactly.

This could be us but you playin'

Good news everyone, the Death Bubba I just picked up is excellent.

Currently being gaslit by Banana regarding dinner and if she already ate it or not. youtu.be/j0lLiFNb8qA?...

I wonder if I could monetize my own suffering?

I can already tell today is going to be total bullshit.

This Basil I just used to make pesto was awful. Maybe the worst I have ever had. The garlic, nuts and cheese are doing A LOT of heavy lifting on this one. Balancing everything was a nightmare. 🤌🤌

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

Ossoff: "He said he would rename Hormuz the 'Trump Strait.' The draft-dodging president tells jokes while 21 Americans are dead and hundreds wounded ... they've drained our stockpiles to achieve nothing while the crook commander in chief builds a monument to himself."

I farted really loud everyone, like really loud. The police are here.

Fuck leaving the house. Seriously fuck It.

This reminds me, I need to go see my accordion man about some ass okra.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Wildlife: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/bN...

Sometimes life is like Led Zeppelin lyrics, other times life is like Pink Floyd lyrics.

At my parents house for Thanksgiving. Its wild to watch people just opt into becoming their parents at a certain age. People who called themselves "hippies" all boiled down to fear and hate. Their brothers and sisters are coming for dinner. I'm about to hear some very problematic "jokes"

Just chased a coyote into the forest, had to stop myself from going too far in.

Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been buttchugging? I ain't been chugging no butts, sir.

This "staying sane" shit is getting harder and harder.

Just went out, had about eight minutes before the anxiety took over. I really need to stop going outside.

Protestors gather at 225th st & Marble Hill after ICE agent shoots man in Bronx, NYC.

I'm just up getting high

This HAS to be a rough week for haters. 1. Angel Reese “mebounded” her way to DPOY and is undefeated in the playoffs. and 2. A’ja Wilson “special whistled” her way to her fifth MVP award. Be strong #WNBA

My skeleton feels dry

Many congratulations to Anne Carson for the well-deserved Nobel Prize! This is also great news for Translation, Classics, Poetry, the breaking of generic and disciplinary boundaries, and the fact that you don't have to fit a pre-existing mould to have a brilliant, successful career.

Ok so, my vision issues are a direct result of the stress I live with! Past injury may be a factor but the main culprit is insane amounts of cortisol. I also have massive adrenaline glands, apparently. They mentioned the adrenaline glands being huge several times. 🎃

ok, enough poverty

Today would’ve been my friend Tom Matano’s 79th birthday. Tom designed cars like the NA Miata, NB Miata, and FD RX-7. If you love Miatas, you have him to thank for many things that make them special. It’s important to remember people. Thank you for remembering Tom with me today