Ethan Pants (he/him)

Can someone make a bot that tracks which posts made me close this app?

Election 2026 Sample Ballot / Index of Posts. For your convenience when you're trying to find my school board post from your voting booth! naomikritzer.com/2026/10/28/e...

Trans rights, buddy.

I just wrote a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social letter: Tell the Pioneer Press: “No slop in my news!”. Write one here: act.aflcio.org/letters/tell...

Things I have inadvertently stockpiled: - soy milk - lube - compostable trash bags

Awooo in Falcon Heights.

Awoooo in NE!

Watching the Dream keep it tight on the Valkyries too. So many sports while my team own rests:

Mercy rule this World Series game!

ICE KILLS AGAIN

Ok I Saw Everything

I love Franconia Sculpture Park!

Oh I do NOT care what these guys have to say. #worldseries

My dogs got into a scrap in the backyard over some stale bread someone left out. Bummer of a start to the night.

Bring our neighbors home!

(Early)

Meet me in the parking lot and I’ll show you turmoil, you fuckaas bitch.

Well that was fun! destroy.spritefusion.com

October lilacs

We needed this in Minneapolis but FUCKBOY FREY said the f word and then did a national talking circuit out of state. I 🫶 Mamdani (so far).

How can you look into the eyes of this perfect angel bb and not send her Mama some Churu money?! SHE HAS HER TAIL TUCKED IN. 🤩

Database of every walk-up song in baseball! Thanks to @annfriedman.bsky.social for sharing it, even though she isn't really on here. walkupdb.com/teams/boston...

Once again, distant now.

How was your day? Did anyone make you laugh?

Ruin a song by adding wrinkled testicles and ball sweat to the track. Ruin a song by murdering the lead singer and wearing his skin like a suit.

Why do I have to see Caitlyn Clark say two words in four different ads during this WNBA playoff game?

FUCK ICE to all, and to all a FUCK ICE.

I wish stress did other things to my body. Instead, I just have to poop a lot. 🫠🫠

Street medics save lives! Protect them at all cost.

Engines of Our Ingenuity today (3422) omitting Albert Cashier! Now you all know about him: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_...

I disavow the Grumpy Brotherhood

I don’t have the “end-of-the-day bra removal pleasure” anymore but the closest thing is taking my glasses off at night. 🦉

Looking forward to visiting the fun range with other trans people! Ok that was a typo but maybe the universe is telling me to leave it.

Just saw my first cursed Tafoya ad. Of course while watching an NFL game.

ICE KILLS AGAIN

It is clear that we must abolish ICE, dismantle DHS, and finally reform our immigration system.

PS fuck a Jeep Wagoneer forever. 🔥🔥🔥🔥