Mr. Trizzle

Mr. Trizzle

@etrizzle.bsky.social

Basic human with an interest in stuff. Let me live my life how I want and I will do the same for you.

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No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

I saw an awesome multi tool in a video today. The features were fairly common, but the design was creative. By the time I tracked it down it was a Kickstarter from 2016! They could have at least sold the design. I had a card I hand and was ready to buy. Now I'm just sad. #GRIPsher

New obsession: knots! I bought a new fixed blade that had an unusual amount of paracord. Instead of cutting it off I figured I would make some kind of tab/handle with it. I'm currently 6 knots in and have an unusual desire to learn more. I even used a new one to tie the dog in the yard. What? Why?

Fox has three games in the afternoon slot. None of them are broadcasting on their ota channel in my area. I'm sure if I pay someone I can get what used to be free. The #nfl seems to be doing everything they can to squeeze every penny they can out of us. I am tapping out. No longer a fan. #LostAFan

Also, fuck you, NFL. I used to spend my Sundays watching football all day. Today there was 1 game available OTA in my area. You think I'm going to pay hundreds of dollars to watch what used to be free while gas and groceries are through the roof? You greedy bastards are -1 fan. I just won't watch.

Candy crush saga, Pinterest, whomever makes the shit mahjong app, i do not want your shit in my phone. I should not have to uninstall your shit because you think you are so great that I should have it even if I don't want it. Fuck off and die.

Google play services is getting fucked up. I had a notification for the shit apps they try to push on me every few weeks. The notification had a "settings" option. I thought I might finally be able to turn it off. I clicked settings and it automatically installed 3 POS apps without consent. WTF?

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ProPublica@propublica.org

On Feb. 19, the U.S. Center for SafeSport ruled that girls’ volleyball coach Ryan Richardson was banned from coaching. An oversight group found that he had engaged in sexual misconduct with a minor, among other allegations. The next day, he was back to training players. He has not stopped since.

I just walked into a room and saw this guy looking mean and mad at the world. As I thought, "WTF is his problem" i realized it was a mirror. FML! I'm in a good mood! Well, i was.

If you want to speak with me via telephone then be there when I pick up. If I answer and it's some kind of bot I'm hanging up. Every time. You called me. What makes you think I'm going to hold for you? Especially when I don't know who you are or wtf you want. Get over yourself.

Mrs Dolly Parton enabled and encouraged kids to read and learn. We can honor her efforts by continuing her legacy. Reading helps kids develop strong minds and fosters imagination. Public libraries provide access to limitless worlds to explore and a plethora of knowledge waiting to be devoured.

I got triggered by a story today. I almost fucked up a 14 month clean streak. In the big picture it's so small, but it resurfaced a very dark memory. I managed to keep my shit together, but for a few hours I just wanted to destroy everything I could get my hands on. Including my self. How you doing?

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I been awake for three days and stuck out on the street for the past two. Please excuse me if a little more ish than normal slips out. Almost home. A shower and nap should fix my cranky ass.

Little known fact: in the early 90s I worked as a barker outside a strip club in times square. On my very first day I almost got my ass kicked by a legit gangster and an NYPD cop. And no, they weren't the same person.

Once my #1 son's baby mama was in the kitchen (where she belongs). She's cooking who knows what. All of a sudden we hear "OH MY JESUS!" We fell TF out! Never heard that before. Kidding with the "where she belongs" bit. I wanted to piss you off for a minute. I'm not a pig. I'm just an asshole.

i think i need to address the #maga crowd for a minute. Summa y'all needa go out bak and git sum air. Yer plane rapped to tite. It ain't gud fer yer kundishun.

I spoke too soon. Have a cracked bell housing. Car is dead! Waiting a few hours for my BIL. With the exception of truck guy (who may have been from out of state) the people of Tennessee have been awesome. Much appreciated!

Just got ran off the highway in Tennessee by some asshole in a big black pick-up that didn't even slow down to see if we survived. Lost a tire in the median. Little blood lost, but could have been much worse. My last accident i was in a coma for over a week.

After so much time scrolling through streaming services looking for *anything* to watch I have a new hobby. Looking for the worst movie trailers i can find. Shark and werewolf movies are the most entertaining. Stupid plotlines and bad special effects are my favorite.

So tired of these damned political ads. They never tell you what their plans are and what they are going to do for their constituents. It's always about how bad the other person is and why you shouldn't vote for them. What's the plan people?

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A message for #MAGA: Don't listen to what he says. Instead, watch what he does. In a language you understand, judge the devil by his deeds. Thank you for your attention.

I saw a video today of Trump giving another of his rambling bs speeches about how great he is. The background was all cops clapping and cheering. How, after pardoning the J6 rioters that brutalized the police, these guys can still support him? He doesn't GAF about you. You're set dressing to him.

For those of you still unaware, the first rule of parenting is DON'T MURDER YOUR CHILDREN! Do not by your actions or inactions cause the death of your children.