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me: they diagnosed me with autism everybody: oh wow yes we definitely believe you and hear you! #bekind but did you know you're actually satanic and anything you do that also happens to be a symptom actually isn't and it's just your own moral failings and you are evil and awful and have intent

congratulations on announcing group chats, bluesky! at this rate we will be fully functional by 2034 and i’m HYPED 😎

at some point i feel like eurovision is an experiment to see how low eurofans/people in general’s morals will go before they feel extremely uncomfortable with being associated with the show and accessing their yearly songslop

ok why do so many people on shitter have a poo check though. bc i’ve had it out of sheer curiousity in the past when ive had very good engagement and the most i made was like $20. is this all for $20.

a lot of this will be also down to venues/organisers but there’s always horror stories after kpop concerts (bar Yveschester) here and i feel like. can you not be normal? during my first LOONA concert in LDN we were walking past discarded puppy training pads in the queue. put the parasocialness down.

you don’t need to be right at the front. you don’t need to be queuing for several hours without food and drink. literally none of that is worth it. why has almost every kpop concert i’ve been to here had to be stopped bc of fainting/the girls pleading people to step back and make room. be normal!

omfg loana died and i had no idea until now… i am gutted, i watched culte and documentaries on her earlier this year and her story was incredible and i was so upset about how things had become for her, i hope she is at peace now :( what the hell

when she won loft story they paraded her around the champs elysees and the public reaction was like france had won the world cup again… after hearing her story i was really really hoping she would get her deserved happy ending - RIP 😞

me growing up adoring summer bc it meant i could be on my swingset or in my hammock or an egg chair or a swing seat and it be completely publicly acceptable #thesignswerethere

i still feel good about it… but i quit weed a fortnight ago bc i felt like it was making me clumsy and unable to speak properly and making me act silly and embarrassing only to find out (and remember) i was always just extremely clumsy and silly and embarrassing and unable to speak properly #oh

british people buy a sporty hatchback that becomes their life for god knows why and then overtake you to go 1MPH faster than what you were going

EXCUSE ME!!! SEAT IBIZA COMING THROUGH!!! do you not know all the important places I have to be at 10PM???

going on 4 years without a substitute people are willing to move to

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the way everyone including me is still on twitler

playing hannah montana on the internet is all fun and games until something happens irl that is a little too specific and gives you #thefear

i do love being tall/looking sort of mean-ish. bc someone beeped and snarled at me for taking too long at a drive thru when i was literally just waiting for the speaker to come on. so when he parked up to eat i parked in front of him and (just) stared at him and all of a sudden he couldnt look at me

not in a psycho way either i literally just stared at him for a few seconds and he practically melted into his seat. if there’s anything i can use my big stupid existence for its to lock in and #HUMBLE.

hope it doesn’t look like i’m spineless when i overshare and delete personal dilemmas/problems etc here i am happy to be open about anything and stand by what i say i just panic about the consequences if it was to be viewed by wrong person

not that i ever think i say TOO too much but i get para. i don’t want to scare anyone away thinking im gossip girl when its just me vaguely alluding to trauma every fortnight

the fun thing about being on ADHD meds is that whenever you’re in social settings and someone locks eyes with you they kinda give you a look like YOU’VE BEEN ON THE CHARLIE HAVEN’T YOU meanwhile i don’t even really drink #goodgirl

my new car is cool but it feels very excessive as i have upgraded from a tiny aygo with no parking sensors and now everytime i veer slightly on the other side of the road to pass a parked car my car screams at me and tries to put me back on my side of the road which is a bit much

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it’s a hybrid C-HR (i got a bigger car bc of my height) but i also do feel guilty about it idk. it projects the logo onto the floor when you unlock it and i screamed when i realised but also that makes me feel guilty bc as cool as it is it is also entirely unnecessary. is that not a bit obnoxious

i was thinking of going for a yaris instead but this was a good find for the money and i thought if i do this im a lot safer bc i kept almost getting crushed to death in my aygo by people in SUVs but then im like well its technically a compact SUV Im part of the problem now

my new car is cool but it feels very excessive as i have upgraded from a tiny aygo with no parking sensors and now everytime i veer slightly on the other side of the road to pass a parked car my car screams at me and tries to put me back on my side of the road which is a bit much

AUTO HIGH BEAMS… AUTO WIPERS… AUTO ROAD ASSIST… AUTO PARK ASSIST… ok that’s very nice but i also feel like i was okay to do these things too

it’s funny to think that like before the 2010s you couldn’t keep british men out of drag btw. like world war ii when we were getting put through a blender the men would be like ok let’s put on a frock and serve elegance. and it was cunt!

each series of early big brother being quite homoerotic too. and then boomers talk about how BB is woke now and that they wish they would put normal people in as if there wasn’t gays and trans people in it from the start and it was on CHANNEL 4. the stella has wiped their brain cells

that’s not to make out like there wasn’t some things done in bad faith but it’s just very interesting.

they should let me have channel 4 as a treat so they stop commissioning 70 more series of gogglebox and start serving again

sometimes the amount i overshare as evadentz feels obnoxious and embarrassing especially bc i have more exposure on twitter and idk if me doing that sometimes is me keeping it real or if it will bite me in the ass and i should just get a diary

especially bc at the moment i am really awful at getting back to people with texts etc… just bc that’s where my heads at but i still find the ability to tweet nonsense and idk if that’s okay bc it’s an escape or if it’s an indicator of me being shitty and i should do better

everything is gaudy and obnoxious bring back 00s minimalism. like i get minimalism is annoying when people tell you to be annoyed about it with logos but pick a theme and pick a feature colour and paint those walls white tout suite.

british people’s cruelty to trans people and minorities will be their downfall i speak that into existence and i will see the harvest