Evan Jacobs

This drive thru used a bottom bun instead of a top bun on my chicken sandwich. But honestly, they did me a solid with that mistake. It was a superior bread to filling ratio.

Saw a dog in crocs and a matching visor at the corner store, so yeah, my Saturday is going good.

Felt high key judged while ordering a burrito bowl and salad bowl for dinner. "Oh, these are BOTH yours?" Yeah, bro. This is the only meal time I've had time for today.

Stumbled upon a Fazoli's near the office. Made an impulse choice to pick up breadsticks on the way home. Friday rush hour through downtown isn't so bad when cramming my face with nostalgic garlic bread.

Tacos for lunch and thai red curry for dinner. Not a single stain on my white shirt. Successful day.

This stomach bug put my resolution of a shart-free year at immediate jeopardy, but me and my pants made it through unscathed. 😅

Seeing food pics on my plates hits like seeing someone in public wearing my shirt. Both have me wanting to throw that shirt/plate into the donation box. It's not you. It's me.

My discover feed is mostly photos of pizza. I don't know why but I'm not mad about it.

Self care tip: It doesn't have to be your birthday. Treat yourself to a birthday waffle if it'll help you get through the week.

I'm almost done reading "The Long Walk" by Stephen King. The phrase "flapped obscenely" has been used no less than 3 times. I'd be okay with not hearing or reading that phrase again.

Hoping all the Terries in my life stay safe this Fourth of July weekend. www.youtube.com/shorts/uD4NM...

I recently chose to start working Sunday-Thursdays and it is honestly pretty great. I get so much done on Sundays while everyone else is offline, the rest of the week is mostly coasting.

My two resolutions will be vying for my free time. I want to read more fiction in 2025 and catch up on my video game backlog. I'd like to give audiobooks another try. The last ones I tried were ruined by bad voice acting.

Me on my empty porch, watching the neighbors spend their New Year's Day taking down holiday decorations.

I don't know how I stumbled upon this, but I am ready to adopt it as my new identity. #saxophone #mom #addtocart

Inside a baked potato seems like a nice, cozy place to live.

Tip for Bluesky's onboarding: a one-question survey of cats, dogs, or both. In the meantime, I'll be sitting here liking dog posts to correct the ratio on my discover page. 🐕 (No offense, cats.)