Evan “shirttailsup” Larkin

Not only is this cool already, but of course Wildbow hid a new interlude-style Google doc about Sleeper in it.

He fell asleep reading.

look, I’m not here to tell you that your kid shouldn’t walk around with an open upside-down bottle of hot sauce (honey mustard will do in a pinch).

If you like baseball you probably also like competitive pokemon.

Checked out some stuff. Not pictured: the amount of money we spent.

If I fill my pickup bed with water can I use the carpool lane?

I like this weather because it’s windy and cloudy. That’s 2 weathers. It’s bonus weather!

Magi-Nation would go hard right now.

A movie about a person suing Opti-Free, but both the person and company understand and respect each other at the end. It would have an anti-capitalist leaning based on a hot mom not being rescued because a poor child couldn’t see her

Doing this made me less work friends than I had hoped.

Note to self I am workmaxxing a lookshop joke.

At that point where I’m brainstorming cosplays I could realistically do for Gencon.

Not to alarm anyone, but this year I will be TAKING MY WIFE TO GENCON. That’s right, I have a WIFE who wants to go to GENCON. With ME.

Listened to the most recent @diceexploder.com episode and let me tell you, I am PUMPED. This feels very much like a game I’d play with a certain school friend of mine and then talk about playing it with that same friend while eating China Buffet.

I like to think that Guy Fieri and Adam Richman have a very Goku/Vegeta relationship.

Strawberries also taste objectively worse (or at least not as good) if you eat them in the dark.

No one seems willing to say what we’ve all been thinking: nuts are just edible wood.

Given the upcoming snowstorm I’m grilling everything I have right now

If you add extra words to “if I could go back in time, I would…” you’re thinking too hard.

Wahlburgers can do the best possible thing for their brand right now but we know they won’t.

I wonder if that autoclave is still available…

I want to say that I think I’m bad at deck-building games, but realistically I think I’m just bad at decision-making games.

Yessss give me all of it

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

Spacebar should be a valid key when creating passwords fight me

The Blue Prince is the best game I’ve ever backseated.

I haven’t brought it up and neither has she, but I know that my wife and I are both thinking that what happened today happened right where we confirmed “yes, we’re dating.” There’s so much love in that neighborhood and don’t think for a second that I’ll stand for anyone saying otherwise.

“The world is crazy right now.” “Yeah, it’s basically like playing Earthbound and paying attention to the plot.”

Preordered @jasonkpargin.bsky.social’s new book today, so I must have faith that things will be at least okay enough that I’ll be able to read it.

Touch-and-go for a bit - mobo soldering from the factory failed but I fixed it. We’re up and running! My comeback to existing on the internet is imminent.

Super excited to say that after a long hiatus, I’m going to be returning to streaming after Christmas!

I think I know why general tso’s popcorn isn’t a thing

It’s still funny to me that Nidoran is the only pokemon that makes gender a central part of its identity.

I think it’s kind of funny that just like 20 years ago, you can tell if a game is going to be good or not based whether they use their own soundtrack or a licensed song in the commercial.