Eva Silvertant ❀

Eva Silvertant ❀

@evasilvertant.bsky.social

Classic camerist, sapphic stargazer, aloof artist, & lavish letter-lover. Babbles about Being & Becoming to Blue Morpho butterflies. 🦋 Co-founder of Embrace-Autism.com @embraceautism.bsky.social‬

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Autumn Blues Photo taken with a 1940s–1960s ZOMZ KO-90 90mm ƒ/1.9 projection lens. Actually, I manually focus-stacked four photos to get a slightly deeper depth of field. Location: Bronte Creek Provincial Park

I tried to photograph the top of Misha’s head because his fur sparkled gold in the sunlight. Then he suddenly looked up at me, revealing these creepy, constricted pupils! It was particularly striking because his pupils are usually so dilated that he looks like a cartoon character. 🤭

I hurt myself in the most ridiculous way. I was vigorously washing my face in the shower when, on an upstroke, my pinky went straight up my nose. 😆 If you’ve seen the length of my nails, you can imagine how deep it went! I spent 30 seconds moaning in pain before bursting into laughter.

A fairly disappointing Moon photo from last night. I couldn’t find the magnification button in the dark (unfamiliar camera), so I didn’t get the focus right… Still, it’s surprising how much detail you can pull from the data with some processing, as you can see in the first image.

I picked up my daily walking routine again, I work out daily, and I’ve rigorously followed my diet for over a week now, and it’s paying off! I lost 1.7 kg the first week, and another 2.7 kg this week. I have a long way to go to reach my target weight again, but I feel positive about my journey!

Beechnut in the Limelight Photo taken with my Samsung Galaxy S21+ with a 1954–1956 ISCO–Göttingen Kiptar 45mm ƒ/1.6 held in front of the camera. I went to Niagara-on-the-Lake, but when I arrived, I realized I had forgotten my camera’s SD card. So I used my phone instead…

Dehydrangea Photo taken with a 1950–1951 Meyer-Optik Görlitz Primoplan 58mm ƒ/1.9. I was taking photos of this dried-out brown hydrangea against a vibrant red leaf, but I unexpectedly ended up capturing a wide range of colors!

Around midnight, I sat on the couch to browse my phone for a bit before getting some work done. I didn’t plan to stay long, but then Misha climbed onto my lap. I felt so privileged that I stayed for two hours. 😆 How could I refuse that face?

Photo taken with a 1970 MOG Orestegon 29mm ƒ/2.8 with a reversed front element. This felt like the first time I made creative use of the exaggerated perspective of a wide-angle lens: just 2 cm of leaf in front of the pupa expanded to become an entire valley in this miniature landscape!

"A simple reminder that nature can create amazing visual moments without needing anything artificial—so we artificially produced the visual for illustrative purposes." Said without intended irony as well…

I enjoy the "BREAKING:" (as in breaking news) in this image. As if Roger Penrose formulated his Conformal Cyclic Cosmology model of the universe just last week, instead of EXACTLY two whole decades ago! (He presented the idea at the Perimeter Institute on September 12, 2006.)

Hibiscus Swirl (Cool Spring vs. Warm Spring) Photo taken with a 1954–1956 ISCO–Göttingen Kiptar 45mm ƒ/1.6 projection lens. The colors of the first version are true to life. Which version do you prefer?

Remember my therapist who encouraged me to consume fortune cookies for personal growth? Turns out my suspicions were justified. Not only does she run a Chinese restaurant on the side, but I’ve just learned that her husband is the CEO of a Fortune 500 fortune-cookie conglomerate!

My therapist runs a Chinese restaurant as a side gig, by the way. I’m starting to worry there may be a conflict of interest.

Eva Silvertant ❀@evasilvertant.bsky.social

My therapist said the fortune cookies could be very important for my growth. So I’ve incorporated them into my treatment plan: conventional therapy every three weeks, and complementary fortune cookie therapy the other two.

My therapist said the fortune cookies could be very important for my growth. So I’ve incorporated them into my treatment plan: conventional therapy every three weeks, and complementary fortune cookie therapy the other two.

Eva Silvertant ❀@evasilvertant.bsky.social

I opened another Chinese fortune cookie. Its message was actually super wise! It encouraged me to order more Chinese food, because think of all the wisdom you can get at the end from all those cookies! I thought of going to therapy, but I think ordering Chinese is better value.

I’m sure you know Mensa, the high-IQ society for people who score in the top 2% on standardized intelligence tests. I created a society called Mensan’t, for people intelligent enough not to apply. We currently have 0 members, which speaks to our great intellect!

The irony is that not getting baited into taking this test in the first place is the true test of intelligence. Success stories: Thousands of PhD-level intellectuals have already passed without answering a single question.

The irony is that not getting baited into taking this test in the first place is the true test of intelligence. Success stories: Thousands of PhD-level intellectuals have already passed without answering a single question.

The irony is that not getting baited into taking this test in the first place is the true test of intelligence. Success stories: Thousands of PhD-level intellectuals have already passed without answering a single question.

I opened another Chinese fortune cookie. Its message was actually super wise! It encouraged me to order more Chinese food, because think of all the wisdom you can get at the end from all those cookies! I thought of going to therapy, but I think ordering Chinese is better value.

I feel so exhausted every day; I keep waking up tired because I’m not getting enough sleep. But I’m glad I got some wisdom from a Chinese fortune cookie just now, which said I have enough energy and enthusiasm for two people! Two worryingly sleep-deprived people… 🤭

I’m calling this photo ‘Fat cat’, because… as you probably guessed, Eiki is wealthy and powerful—and pretty fat. Actually, he has perfect curves! Long focal-length lenses—like this MC Rubinar 300mm ƒ/4.5 I used—compress the background into a flat plane, which in this case makes Eiki look obese.

Here’s a polished version that keeps your gentle voice and eloquence, while improving clarity and flow: Fugg you, you pustulent, maggot-laced carousel of grief and shattered dreams of a world! Let me know if you want me to make it a bit more sharp and concise without losing the reflective ending.

Cyan Reverie Here is a photo taken with a 1950–1951 Meyer-Optik Görlitz Primoplan 58mm ƒ/1.9 that I’m really pleased with. Actually, it’s two photos combined: one photo shot wide open (2nd image) for the background, and one shot at ƒ/5.6 (3rd image) for the foreground elements.

Reluctant birthday boy We tried to make Misha the birthday boy. But it wasn’t his birthday—it was Mowgli’s! And Misha wasn’t about to steal Mowgli’s moment, not even when we tried to bribe him with a treat. 🤭

Hibiscus Morning (original photo vs. edit) The hibiscus trees next to our house looked absolutely magical in the morning sunlight—I was thrilled to capture some of that magic! Doesn’t it look like an impressionist painting? Photo taken with a 1970 MMZ Helios-44-2 58mm ƒ/2 from Belarus.