Evan

@watsoncomedian.bsky.social hope this finds you well, forgot I had night sight on, this is the best you’re getting, best regards, photobox

Nothing more masculine than picking up the 200ish screws you dropped in the middle of B&Q

Litmus really said "we're upgrading your plan, here's all the cool features, oh btw it's 5x your current price per month, accept it or cancel" WHAT

Who is parking in front of the hamburglar?? That's just asking for problems

me in the national security group chat

Musk is the sort of guy to claim "pee is stored in the balls" unironically