Legally Maude (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️

My pelvic floor specialist is a lesbian and it shows.

Cramps. Ugh. I hate everything and everyone today, except midol, my red sweater dress, and my cats.

I think my cycle restarted. I feel like I need to take midol.

www.instagram.com/reel/De41a8T...

Wtf is my sense of humor? And why do I like that Gremlin? youtube.com/shorts/rO2iL...

Is switching to the next size of up dilator supposed to feel really good? Because... wow.

My pussy is healing normally. I'm relieved. My next checkup is in February.

My 6ish week post-op is this afternoon. I'm a bit nervous, part of why I'm still awake. Also I watched an 8 hour livestream.

I can't remember the character's name, but...

*lesbian swoon*

Squirrel is a meme cat.

Teachers, please stop teaching debate and philosophy to C and D students.

My therapist is one of those people who couldn't tell the difference between Harris and Trump, and she's actually educated and intelligent. Quite the quandary.

Mommy's toilet guardian. I'm just sitting in the toilet while brushing my teeth, but he's such a good boy.

Do you ever stop and think "wtf is my sense of humor?" youtu.be/gAQSicsoEu0?...

My girlfriend just broke up with me. She just wants to be friends. I'm okay with it, I felt it coming for a while. I'm going to start long looking for someone else when I'm healed. Someone from the kink world would be great.

A little bad news post bottom surgery, it triggered an alopecia flare up. The hair around my right ear gave out over the last week. I got my latest round of interlesion steroid injections on Friday, but it takes over a week to take full effect. It should grow back, but it really sucks.

This is how I flirt

This is how I flirt

I mentioned my labia is starting to look life a labia, so you might be wondering what it looked like before. Two hotdogs tied together at the ends and spread in the middle. Felt like it, too.

I did my first puzzle/escape room today. It was my first time driving and the longest I’ve been out since my surgery. And I had a really good time. It was an interesting case.

Should have dark magic. Should. Riiiight.

My pussy horts. It's great. 3 weeks post op.

The USA has a fragile male ego. That's why we fucked with Iran and why Trump is going to destroy Cuba. Those countries resisted American imperialism so the US government held grudges for the better part of a century.

That might actually be interesting/fun to watch.

I am a toaster. youtu.be/4RI27kgsy38?...

Just had my post-op. Everything is healing normally and I'm clear to return to my own apartment. Huzzah! And I can start getting piercings down there at 9 months though I'll probably wait until a year.

His spine is a "3".

I have a pussy and it feels so natural. Dilation is a small price to pay for my body feeling the way it's supposed to. My brain hasn't had to edit a burn defect out of my awareness for 18 days and it's wonderful.

"2010: The Year We Make Contact"

I just realized i don't remember being put under for bottom surgery at all. They put the oxygen mask on me and the next thing I know I'm waking up in recovery. Anesthesia is a blast.

Serious question, were schools really telling average students to go into computer programming all this time? I was an honors student from 6th grade on and had undiagnosed AuDHD so I could have missed the suggestion entirely.

Role model.

I'm 4 days put of the hospital and my intestines finally woke up all the way. I think i just lost 5 lbs.

Younger trans girl in reddit: Do I pass? Me: Yeah you just look autistic.

So Lauren Boebert is bi... why am I attracted to crazy?

Mandarin character tattoo that says "随机汉字".

Every 6 hours.

Is it rude to tell trans girls asking if they pass that their just look autistic?

My life revolves arrive sticking hard plastic rods in my cooter. It's a fair trade since I didn't have a cooter two weeks ago.