Scarin' Durand 👻

Lakers suck pass it on.

Blazers make a free throw challenge

Donovan Clingan holy shit

And now back to my full time job, texting the word "stop" to every living Democrat.

I will not be doing this.

Hot take but those PDX carpet fleeces by Columbia are ugly as shit. PDX carpet anything was cute 20 years ago when it was first done but talk about beating a dead horse, sheesh.

I *might* be the best there ever was at moving food around in the bottom of the sink with water spray.

Stop the count!

Voted.

Please tell me this isn’t real. #goducks

Does Ryan Day have an NIL deal with Just For Men™️? #cfb

Only 19 Days until THIS:

Sir Ian McKellen is 87 years old. May he live another 87 years.

I’ll bite. Who is Selma Blair?

My buddy Nils Ericson shot some cute pictures of our Dolly Dog yesterday afternoon.

Pay me.

Think I might’ve finally turned the corner on candy corn. It was the corner on the way to the garbage can because that candy is still trash.

Think I might’ve finally turned the corner on candy corn. It was the corner on the way to the garbage can because that candy is still trash.

If half the things I said/thought when I was 12 made their way onto social media, I'm not sure I'd be employable in any way as an adult. This is so stupid.

James Talarico stop texting me.

I'm convinced A Nightmare Before Christmas is a cult.

I miss my dog.

Browsing USC’s Reddit has brought me joy. #scoducks

The Raiola era is upon us. #goducks

Costco makes the best pesto.

Okay Brighton.

Not Everton showcasing exactly why we needed another striker. Surely not. #EFLCup

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

Safe to say I’m a big Ben Shelton fan just because of Trinity Rodman. #USOpen

a 𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙙 returns 🤩 We've announced the addition of Becky Sauerbrunn as a Technical Consultant for the remainder of the 2026 season! Welcome back Becky! More here: www.thorns.com/news/portlan...

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I need a job so if any of y'all got any jobs that would make all the difference.