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i’m writing to save my own life i’m reading these poems to find the answers i already know but don’t believe i don’t want to die without facing my truths

Morning Halloween Thoughts: Have you ever wondered if someone has been living in your attic for years, coming downstairs only when you're asleep?

Hey GenX, remember these? It was kind of a jackpot. I mean, it was special to get one of these, right? I love Halloween-themed candy or Hostess Halloween-themed cakes. So much fun. Do you remember these?

10 Scariest Horror Movies of All Time and Why backyardmoviecritic.substack.com/p/10-scaries...

Halloween Calculations: I bought 700 pieces of candy! I usually get 300 trick or treaters. I can give 2 pieces to each kid! I will eat 150 pieces myself. I might need more candy!

backyardmoviecritic.substack.com/p/10-greates... GenX did these endings screw you up?

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Coming tomorrow morning, 6AM! OOO OOO OOO, you’ll love it. It’s fun. It’s funny. Sign up so you don’t miss it! 10 Greatest Movie Twist Endings That Screwed Up GenX! Bonus content this week. I hope you like it!

Halloween question of the week: So did you use a cool bucket or a trick or treat bag for Halloween, or was it always the trusty pillowcase?

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Halloween Scary Thoughts Before Bed: If you wake up tonight and see someone standing in the corner, whatever you do, don't close your eyes. It gets closer every time you blink.

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Halloween Scary Thoughts Before Bed: If you hear someone calling your name from outside your bedroom window tonight, remember, that's exactly what the vampires did in Salem's Lot.

Halloween Scary Thoughts Before Bed: If you hear scratching under your bed tonight, just remember, that’s how the real story behind The Exorcist started.

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So you feel like Halloween is an evil holiday?

Where do you stand on these? Did you eat them when they ended up in your trick-or-treat bag? Would you hand them out to children this year? Would that be considered punishment? Yeah, I like them, but they’re a poor substitute for a snack size Snickers. You’re not counting these a candy are you? 👀👀👀

Coming at 8am tomorrow, 10 Greatest Vampire Movies of All Time! Look for it! backyardmoviecritic.substack.com

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Halloween Scary Thoughts Before Bed: You know that when you wake up tonight, a dark figure will be standing at the foot of your bed.

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Do you think vampires are real?

Halloween aphorism: I give myself permission to check behind the shower curtain every time I go into the bathroom, night or day, chance or no chance of anyone being there.

Halloween Candy of Your Nightmare!. Run for your lives! backyardmoviecritic.substack.com/p/candies-th...

Halloween aphorism: As a grown adult, I give myself permission, at the end of the night, to run my ass up the stairs out of the darkness after I turn the lights out on my way to bed.

Halloween Question of the Week: Have you ever seen a ghost?

What is the most overhyped horror movie?

#horrormovies I mean, it's true.

Watching now: October 3: Saw (2004) (dir. James Wan) On my watchlist for October backyardmoviecritic.substack.com/p/the-greate...

Do people even interact on Bluesky? I scroll past 100s of accounts and postings, and the accounts have 5-10,000 followers and they are getting 1-3 likes. I thought it was just because I took a lot of time off, but it seems like it's the norm.

backyardmoviecritic.substack.com/p/10-youtube... If you want a quick Halloween fix, here it is, watch a horror short in less than 3 mins!

When was the last time you carved a pumpkin? Shouldn’t you carve a pumpkin this year?

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This candy seems to have said something bad about your mother? Other than circus peanuts, which are obviously not candy at all, these seem to be the most hated candies. Anyone brave enough to like them? Other hated candies? Happy Halloween.

OMG I get a free HORROR MOVIE RENTAL when I rent a movie for regular price. Jackpot! I can watch 2 horror films for the price of 1!

Halloween aphorism: At this point in my life, I give myself permission to never touch another Ouija board, even if it is made by Parker Brothers.

Ok. Yes I liked these. I haven’t had one in years, but we’ve become close in all this excitement over Halloween and I will not lie!

Halloween Aphorism: Even though I’m grown, I am 100% allowed to be afraid of crossing a black cat's path. Yes, I even turn my car around to avoid it. No, I’m not kidding.

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Halloween Horror Question of the Week: Which horror movie scene stuck with you for days, or even years? Mine:

#svengoolie You watching?

I found individually wrapped circus peanuts! In a 5 lb bag! What do you think of giving them out for trick or treat? Doesn't Gen Alpha need to experience these?

backyardmoviecritic.substack.com/p/31-days-of... Yep, It is shocking and fun, try it!

10 Fears That Screwed Up Gen X backyardmoviecritic.substack.com/p/10-fears-t...

backyardmoviecritic.substack.com/p/the-greate... Watching 1 horror movie a day from Sept 1 to Oct 31. Watch with me or make your own list!

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So do you ever worry, if you visit a haunted place or even walk by a haunted place unwittingly, that a demon or a ghost will follow you home?