evil pumpkinhead

evil pumpkinhead

@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Glorifying obesity one fictional character at a time. Not a place for minors. 18+ only. Ecologist communing with spirits and shaking crazy ass

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evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

How much does one have to weigh to wear a bear pride flag pin atp. I done got my bear flag pin several years ago with the intent to become bear trade and earn its magic and i have been arduously bulking my shit ever since buttttt . I still don’t feel like it’s my truth 😔 imposter syndrome

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Yeah I might be a ball of racc blubber who’s too big to hike or fit in the seat of a car- but my proposition for you is that you buy an XL ford f-150, load me up into the bed, and drive me to all the NTL parks. Everyone wins. Except your bank account.

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Desperately need to see my sona as a bunch of different species… fat horny pig, fat horny lion, fat horny pony, fat horny tiger, fat horny bat, fat horny Fox, fat horny cat- I need it all because I am . Greedy and selfish

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Okay note to self: don’t get bear paw tattoos during fat bear week.. the tattoo artists might be trying to put a curse on you to make you forget your past and turn into a fatass horny bear

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Okay note to self: don’t get bear paw tattoos during fat bear week.. the tattoo artists might be trying to put a curse on you to make you forget your past and turn into a fatass horny bear

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Now do I think that getting a bear paw tattoo will magically tf me into a bear for fat bear week? No, I’m not crazy- BUT. If I don’t try I will NEVER forgive myself.

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

I’ve been trying to put on some muscle recently and I’ve been seeing some awesome progress too- but I wouldn’t yet call myself “muscular” so my question for the culture is: when am I allowed to start drawing my sona as like a crazy hulked out bara chad with a cute muffin top?

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Okay this might be a niche and unexplainable experience as an artist and a biologist but i feel like when I study plant and animal physiology for classes or research my brain is doing something similar to when I draw ? Idk how to describe it but it requires a similar diagnosis of the world.

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

idk if it’s a brain thing or a spiritual thing but it feels like there’s a meta for how I understand organisms, their bodies and muscles and organs etc, and I’m running those same processes when I think about science and conveying organisms in art.

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

When this city dog moved down south he didn’t realize the summers would be so danged hot ! What’s worse is that he can’t fit in the shower no more… the upside is that he found a good way to cool off and clean up at the same time. Such a resourceful blubberpup! Happy birthday! @bigcatch.bsky.social

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Jake is a proud fat man and should be added to the fatfur fat dad club with bandit

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

I’m rewatching adventure time and I love that Jake is one of those characters that like. Is canonically fat according to the dialogue but is portrayed in such a simplistic style that you only remember when other characters mention it.

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

The only one I can think of would be Teen Titans Go, but lowkey theirs is so obvious and constant that I feel like it’s an intentional joke between the creators to stuff in completely unsubtle fetish content.

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evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Everyone knows cowboys have big appetites - but cowboys who are also werewolves ?? Now that’s an untapped market that needs filling.

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Michael’s put out their Halloween stuff and they got these mini cowboy werewolf bars…. Terrible paint jobs considering the price but it does make me think about certain things…..

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

This isn’t fatfur related at ALL but the coco sequel announcement has me so annoyed. Like time and time again Disney’s original ideas make them tons of money. why do they think it’s more financially worthwhile to keep making sequels set in worlds in which no new conflict need exist.

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

I’ll keep an open mind, but I don’t see the point in the same villain coming back to a story in which the relevant emotional arc has already been completed. I don’t see what is left for Miguel’s inner journey, and I think it’s a bad idea for the plot to solely subsist on outer conflict.

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Controversial: ppl on fat boy twitter keep falling for AI fat dudes and personally I think if you fall for that ur a fat fan larper. I don’t just “like” bellies, I live and BREATHE bellies and I KNOW a fake fat boy when I see one.

evil pumpkinhead
@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Everyone knows cowboys have big appetites - but cowboys who are also werewolves ?? Now that’s an untapped market that needs filling.

evil pumpkinhead@evilpumpkinhead.bsky.social

Michael’s put out their Halloween stuff and they got these mini cowboy werewolf bars…. Terrible paint jobs considering the price but it does make me think about certain things…..