EV Lealock

Friendly reminder that if your worried about your relationship, it's perfectly okay squirrel away a to-go bag with a few days of extra clothes and important documents. And if anyone asks, it's part of your emergency kit, you know, in case of tornados, flooding, or fires.

Considering where food regulations are at right now, no, I don’t think I will order a McRib during this administration. Thank you.

Convinced this idiot is somehow rubbing his face with bacon grease every night and that’s the reason he’s the only one getting acne. (Don’t worry, he’s getting treatment for it).

Weather dropped to the low 80s (30s in c), which means it is no longer too hot for mosquitos. It will not be too cold for mosquitos until it is almost Christmas. I am allergic to mosquitos. I hate global warming.

Despite the fact that we live in a desert, my free fed cats have increased their eating in order to fatten themselves up for winter. I tell them we will not run out of food, they simply do not care. (They do lose it all in summer so it’s all good).

Petition to include bananas in pictures of newly discovered animals. You can’t just tell me that the cat is really small.

POV: you’re my phone when I’m trying to doomscroll, but my cat wants pets.

Got the usual scam discord friend request but they had the nerve to CALL instead of the usual message, and I already get 10+ scam calls a day on my phone. I don’t need them in discord too.

I hate having trauma and anxiety because I am stone faced with horrific adversity, but I am broken down in a ball right now because my dinner plans have fallen through for a third time tonight.

I get Dutch Bros as a treat for when I do a big adult task, so maybe once a month. Accidentally scheduled and showed up to the doctor for a body part I don’t have, (had a hysterectomy), so…. No tea today…

Grief is hitting me super hard in the form of a dehydration headache from crying so much. Everyone give your sibling a hug next time you can, or at least some kind words of support. Also get your health checks in and eat your fiber.

Anyone have tips for taking pictures of black cats without their phone freaking out because it thinks black cat=extra exposure because nighttime. I just want to show everyone what a perfect lady she is.

ADHD is going 3 weeks without Bluesky because I have enough energy to doomscroll but not enough to reset my forgotten password.

Had a friend who had to take a mental health break during their shift due circumstances a patient was put through today. I don’t want to go into details but it’s stressful to have another fear added to the back of the mind. Anyways, here’s Meemers.

Every time I have an endometriosis flair up, I feel like I’m on my deathbed. One arm limply hovering as I cry to the heavens, “Ladies, talk to each other about your periods, some shit ain’t normal…” “… and get your cervical screenings.”

Irving cares not if the light is perfect for pictures, he cares only if he can get to the cat tree first so that he may bask in its glow.

Update on my injured cat, struggling with long-term medical collars. She can’t wear the plastic will work one and still eat. She can’t wear donut because she can still lick her foot. She’s currently wearing two donuts, which makes her lick her wound less but she’s absolutely miserable.

Depression means sometimes you pull yourself up and get things done, but then the Panda Express server shoots you a glance before throwing in an extra scoop of orange chicken… And you realize that even though you’re doing better, you still look like you’re having the worst day ever. Baby steps.

Anyone have a good music service they listen to? Spotify is basically dead to me after the bugs I ran into last night and I think I’m stuck listening to international radio stations until I find something better.

I’m going to try to write a novella a month this year. Whatever random thought comes to me, good or bad, it’s a novella now.

Happy Evemas everyone! Last year, nights before family meetups had me shadow boxing in the corner preparing to argue any dumb political stuff that came up but I literally do not have the energy this year. I’m so tired, guys. So tired.

As we enter the finish line, I’ve decided that I have bought enough games this year. Luckily, Steam’s winter sale goes until Jan 5th so I can give next year a head start. Very excited to check out Blue Prince!

I can’t use the bird test on my partner because they are oddly paranoid about them.

I need my cat to realize that if I am handing his sister a treat, and she drops it, and he punches her so he can eat it, I will not be handing him a treat. Cats and consequences do not go hand in hand but I am trying.

Amazon, I don’t know why you say my package is arriving Thursday when the both of us know that ain’t happening.

It’s a Friday. Why do few trick or treaters?

How dare this video game make me decide between two minor characters that I’ve become overly emotionally invested in.

Please sent heartfelt wishes to the 200 pumpkins outside of Safeway. We’re sitting in mid-90s weather for the next two weeks and I fear they won’t make it until Halloween.

I live in an area where it’s still going to be in the 70s by the time Thanksgiving comes around, but I’ve never understood why no one turns on the grill during the colder seasons. I get why in places where it does snow and rain, but I don’t get why they don’t here.

Because it is the sacred day of cats, I will be burying my nose into my new ttrpg book.

When my long-distance friends and I discovered we all take out our garbage on Thursday, we formed the Thursday Night Trash Crew. This is the day we do a splurge of cleaning around the house. It’s really helped me because my headset is wireless, and I can be mirroring clean up with someone else.

My foster kitten is all healed up and ready to go. I’m going to miss Napoleon. He’s the only long haired kitten in the bunch. At five months, he weights 8.5 lbs and is larger than his short-haired mother. Genetics is a crazy thing.