Ewok’n’Roll

I was 18 - Spicy Pickle Sandwiches. I couldn’t memorize the menu, but I busted my ass setting up and cleaning. Out of there after a week. Never looked back at food service but goddamn I respect it.

Never ceases to be the best there is.

Hot Take: you should be required to apply for and earn a license to use a self-checkout machine. You should have to re-apply regularly and would be ticketed for mid-use of the line.

The stars above Alma, CO, the highest incorporated town in the U.S. (10,500’). The universe is wild.

Is it me or is it very inappropriate *at best* for the world’s richest man, already in charge of a large portion of U.S. ventures into space and A.I. ventures overseeing anything regarding the U.S. military? Do we all need a heavy history lesson about the fall of the Roman republic?

My Wife: The only thing worse than a man talking is an annoying man talking. She’s onto something…

Summer in a nutshell.

Since the Broncos are underwhelming tonight my cheer is “Ka-tie Dipp-Old *clap clap clapclapclap*”.

My Chipotle burrito’s Norovirus when it sees Cyclosporiasis-laden lettuce hit the tortilla…

R.I.P. to a real one.

I don’t want to encourage Timothy Chalamet’s recent conduct, but there’s a real missed opportunity not running around saying “Fear is the Grind Killer” with his recent Bro-sploitation campaign, and that lack of imagination is why he should never win an Oscar.

Donald Trump is the guy on the group text who thinks they’re smart & fun but just has no chill & truly bad vibes. You’ve worked for years to phase them out of the textchain. A couple of your dumber friends added him back in. Now he’s on your couch farting through the Super Bowl Party & won’t leave.

Could. This. Week. Get. Better? deadline.com/2025/11/new-...

How I feel every time I read the news:

My nose as soon as that spring breeze hits.

I feel like right now, the Republican Party is having the equivalent of the “Kendall Jenner Fyre Festival Ad” moment, and in about a year, they’re gonna be in the “Kraft Singles on Wonder Bread” moment…

Donald Trump wants to sell 10 million of these cards. Anyone gonna tell him there’s less than 650,000 ultra high net worth individuals (assets over $30 million) world wide? 250,000 of them are already in North America. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

DOGE already missing self-imposed deadlines. Not a great look for their efficiency…

Huh, wouldn’t have ever seen that coming… www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Doesn’t get much more regal than this dog right here…