Exo (@ex0planetary.bsky.social)

Still can't believe QOTSA have a song called "If I Had A Tail" and it ISN'T about going down on someone with it. My main man not a furry

>called French's >has French on the dispenser Excellent work as always Mr. Kojima

I watched my gf graduate from University of Toronto and they were playing Party in the USA outside afterwards. Wrong country guys

Ngl I'm kinda surprised Peoria Station doesn't have a Spanish Solution it's sorta crazy that you have to literally cross over the tracks to get to the airport from Aurora

RTD the gift that keeps on giving

Just hit 7 red lights in a row. I love good urban planning

Had a dream last night that the traffic in Denver got so bad they had to install restrooms along the highway express lanes. A glimpse into a dark neocapitalist toiletpunk future

y'all ever try to tap the back arrow in imessages and fat finger it sending you up to texts that could be considered ancient history?

i still don't know why apple added that as part of their ux

obama the hedgehog

My name is Kaden so the name "Jaden" feels like Wario to me

just found out that the "shave and a haircut, two bits" melody is considered vulgar in Mexico since their equivalent translates to "fuck your mother, asshole" and it's absolutely frying me imagining a guy who thinks that's what Nardwuar is saying to all his guests at the end of his interviews

just had a huge laughing fit after discovering the ghoulmaxxing guy is from LONDON ONTARIO it all makes so much sense now

what if we had sex in the minecraft hotel 😳

watching all my friends get their steam frames while im on the waitlist

i wanted to get myself one to reward myself for getting my wisdom teeth out. gaben why must you torment me so

I installed a mod for NMS that adds the old 1.0 color grading back (it's still in the game as the Vintage photo mode filter) and this actually fixes every issue I had with the game's art style holy shit

Is it less realistic? Yes. Does it make me feel like I'm in a 70s sci-fi book cover? Also yes HG should add this back as an option in the base game tbh

I want to punt whoever decided we need to have a dedicated AI button on the keyboard now that opens the useless fucking Copilot app and doesn't let you close it until it takes like 10 seconds to boot up

nightmare nightmare nightmare

21 Sept

i've discovered the secret to making fire music and it's called running a sampler through a guitar amp

to my great dismay, my greatest challenge in this NMS expedition so far is trying to find Actual Shit In A Kettle

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even a procgen mission that gives me nothing upon completion besides a steaming hot pile of poop would be better than this

update i used up all my warp fuel and finally caved and spent 5 minutes getting shat on by weird rats while sentinels watched me. this is -5 forgiveness points for you hello games

to my great dismay, my greatest challenge in this NMS expedition so far is trying to find Actual Shit In A Kettle

im losing my mind bro i've traveled to 10 systems now and none of them has a poop planet. i don't wanna have to follow behind Jimothy Type Dinosaurs and scoop up their shit with my bare hands. this isn't fecal funny anymore

looks like stephen universe grew up

this just in apparently it's steven

13 Sept

maybe a hot take but the more my alma mater begs me to donate money to them the less i'm inclined to. i already paid $120k for tuition, maybe if you guys can't realize that investing in education is more important then paying a football coach $1m you deserve to fail

11 Sept

you could have healthcare be done by the most bureaucratic government website ever and it'd STILL be better than anthem's website, it's insane

11 Sept

fuck american private healthcare all my homies hate american private healthcare

5 Sept

"man im feeling aimless today i should go for a walk" looks at weather 90 F fuck

5 Sept

i hate climate change bro it is September and i live in Denver. it should not be this fucking hot

4 Sept

say what you will about preprocessor macros but nothing has filled me with fear quite like seeing # define private public in a professional codebase alongside a comment saying "I'm sorry"

5 Sept

(it was to try and unit test private members btw, idk why they didn't just use a gtest fixture with protected getters and make it a friend class in the prod code)

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@beamposter.bsky.social

2 Sept

happy anniversary, to all who celebrate

27 Aug

just added mountain ranges generating along plate collisions to my WIP minecraft world generator!

27 Aug

of note these are very WIP and do not have the simplex noise layers in place to add detail to their terrain, just proofing out the overall ridge line. also they're scaled down for testing - the continents and mountains will be much larger in the final build!

25 Aug

continental terrain generation by interpolating between domain-warped voronoi cells #minecraft

24 Aug

society if C++ had a This keyword in methods to get the enclosing type similar to Rust's Self, rather than just this

24 Aug

in case you can't tell i had to write a static setter method

18 Aug

One of my coworkers misheard me saying Muse is "at Fiddler's Green tonight" as Muse's "Fiddler is green tonight" and thought Muse had a fiddle player who had painted themselves green for one night and one night only which is a really funny mental image

15 Aug

Shoutout to the coffee shop I was just at who played both Big Thief AND Duster on the radio those guys have good taste

15 Aug

Walked through Santa Barbara today with my cousin (who is trans). We ended up stumbling into a Ronald Reagan museum, realized where we were, shared what I can best describe as a thousand yard stare for socialist zoomers, and left

14 Aug

Who decided the demonym for Utah is "Utahn" like why would you do that

14 Aug

the fuck is spiderman doing out here bro

Truly astounding that DIA decided to make a squad of therapy dogs and then name it fucking "CATS"

Truly and deeply baffled by the code I just found while debugging a compiler error. We have two source files including the same header, they're part of separate programs and not linked together. They define an implementation for a method with the same signature (1/2)

but they implement it differently between them and the parameters mean different things depending on the implementation (one of them doesn't match up with the header) WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS