Mossback

[first day as a regime propagandist] so our guys will be hiding from the camera like someone's put them in time out. the detainees will gaze forward in defiance and have luxurious hair

Tired: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Wired: Is I Wanna Be Your Dog by The Stooges a Christmas song?

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

Incredibly moving Justin Trudeau remarks: "We have fought and died alongside you....During your darkest hours...we were always there. Standing with you, grieving with you, the American people....Canadians are a little perplexed as to why our closest friends and neighbors are choosing to target us."