excession

LLM output should be prevented from using human pronouns (i/we)

The record scratch of all record scratches

caves of Qud

nominative determinism stay winning, this dude loves getting teabagged by the WH and can’t wait to tell you about the privilege it’s been

this could only have been posted by someone who has never had to help a senior who got tricked by a full-screen fake antivirus ad that feeds them into scam support calls. ad delivery networks are a huge security risk even if you’re good at the internet. not blocking is naive to the point of stupid

real problem with DSA is that a nontrivial % of the rank and file are just straight up dipshits. crayon ideologues.

too stupid to even co-chair a child's tea party

nancy reagan would be glucking furiou

Denny's (intersection) goatse

discovered an insane fact about UK today: apparently it is normal to need recharge your car's air con refrigerant every TWO years??

looksmaxxing inspired by Gary Larson

I don’t think other people should have to learn about California politics. It’s not like California voters do

Purposefully self-sucking at a historical inauguration for gender fluid people is a form of white supremacy

They know my IP address and the general location I’m logging in from? You don’t say?

you can cry directly into your monogrammed protest napkins about it. local expert finds political cause unexpectedly smothered by vanity tissue! news at 11

the fuckign horse stall litter is no longer screened to size. every FUCKING day a new betrayal

Asking Minnesotans to sit back and watch their friends and neighbors be brutalized and abducted by the chud gestapo so you can appeal to the “better angels” of a dementia-addled pedophile and his psychotic racist gremlin is nothing short of cowardice.

the crustacean remediation sensation

Got tired of reading the news and getting mad. Feeding America backs 200+ food banks around the country and I've seeded with $500 for now. I'll match up to another $500 myself. Pass the hat, RTs graciously appreciated, etc.

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

we need a new microplastic to redirect all the lead to my balls. they may not be brass but it is my god given right to drag them on the floor

they believe “criminal” is a kind of person you are, not a status contingent upon actions you take. J6 rioters going to jail was not an outrage because there are no laws they could break that would make them criminals, whilst innocence or guilt have no bearing on if others are criminals or not

know a man 20 years then one day he helpfully adds “btw the elephants foot at Chernobyl is…” at you like you’re an ignorant child?? sir? MODS??

Just gonna keep tapping the sign* *𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

will be funny to discover that LLM technology is a great filter

So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...

I've been bedridden for the last 6 months, unable to work as I try to get a surgeon and insurance lined up for my operation to let me work again. If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Time isn't on my side here, and waiting is very expensive. ko-fi.com/fooneturing

Almost 20 years ago I talked at Google about how privacy should be akin to a second amendment issue. Tl;dr given the scale of force available to the government, all the guns in the world are useless against an all-knowing tyrant and thus privacy is necessary for the security of a free state. Anyway:

Omg

UNBELIEVABLELY sweet moment between a peacock chick and their parent. Not sharebait. I COULD NOT believe my luck. Last year I had seen the chicks about 3 weeks later, I was determined to get them younger, and this one DID NOT disappoint! SQUEE - o - meter 10/10, thank you birds! 🥰 🐣 🪶

This article was a supreme delight: grab a cup of tea, set aside 10 or 15 minutes, and enjoy this story about The Hardest Working Font in Manhattan. aresluna.org/the-hardest-... (via @ferociousj.bsky.social)