Ashe

My player used to lie about her age on the Internet so she could hang out in adult spaces. Now she's more likely to lie about her age because she doesn't wanna think about it.

"Fuck!" She says far too enthusiastically for someone her age.

My player used to lie about her age on the Internet so she could hang out in adult spaces. Now she's more likely to lie about her age because she doesn't wanna think about it.

People who think it's horribly fucked up that I'm into some of this stuff really have no idea how to respond when I tell them I wanna be the one getting statutorily raped because I'm not allowed to consent yet. Like, you know some of us wanna be horny kids again, right?

If your response to seeing some art you dislike is to report and harass the person who drew it, we can't be friends. :'(

*gestures at self* Turns out a lotta people don't like a girl who unashamedly sexualizes herself.

Figured I'd hop on one of these memes since I don't often do that here. I'd level up those stats, but ... eh, I don't wanna evolve. Made at kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

This is what it feels like to write about my experiences as an adolescent.

If you advocate criminalizing loli artwork then AT BEST you advocate law enforcement resources going toward this shit instead of fighting actual child abuse. Doesn't matter if you think otherwise, because this is the only realistic outcome

Gotta admit, it's wild seeing someone cite the paradox of tolerance as they describe why they refuse to tolerate taboo fictional content. Like, you realize you're being intolerant yourself, right? Not gonna quote dunk 'em because my player's been around long enough to know you don't feed trolls.

Turns out different victims want different things. Some want therapy and those people should have access to it. Me, though? I found porn at 14 and actively sought out a chance to try it for myself. I've gotten off fantasizing of having that first experience again. But I'd never, EVER, touch a kid.

Age verification? My player bought Pokemon Yellow at K-Mart using layaway.

For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it -Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment -you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨

My cozy fantasy? Sex being treated like any other hobby or craft someone might wanna get into. If someone wants to explore their sexuality early, they're welcome to. If someone doesn't wanna explore it even as an adult, that's also fine! (Obligatory: IRL, 18 means 18)

This! So much this! Instead of complaining about fictional content, save that rage for actual child predators who are causing actual harm to actual children.

If you publicly draw lolisho, any real world misbehavior would immediately make you a prime suspect. Meanwhile if you actually want to harm kids, the best way to do it is to pretend to be morally righteous. We can't move on as a society until we internalize this.

Age verification? My player bought Pokemon Yellow at K-Mart using layaway.

It's gonna be all cold and snowy tomorrow. Sounds like a good excuse for a fire type to keep you warm and have some fun, right?

Everyone loves to talk about how much in favor of sexual expression they are right up to the point a trans woman tries to fetishize what she might've been as a horny preteen.

Monsters can fuck other monsters?

Ah, seems like the normie side of my feed is starting to go on about character ages again. Guess I'll go be weird about Susie from Deltarune over here instead. 🧡

Seeing folks talking about age regression to preteen years on main and wishing I could engage in those conversations without fear of getting caught in an outrage cycle. And no, not the Pokemon move; I'd totally be able to tank that.

In just the last year, I've seen people go from saying it's *super* fucked up how permissive Japanese law is with respect to certain kinds of porn to saying that Japan might be a necessary safe haven for porn artists of all kinds. It'd be funny if it weren't so scary!

It's funny when a fire type has a hot take, right? <3

So would I get in trouble for saying that Charlie Kirk moved to Lavender Town and everyone's happier to see him there? 😇

All this weird adult stuff keeps happening and I'm just speaking up like a preteen pocket monster who wants to have a good time in ways the adults wouldn't like. So, where are the monster fuckers at?

The groomers will always find new material to groom with. Taking stuff like loli doujinshi away wont make grooming any harder. But you wanna know what DOES make grooming harder? Teaching kids about sex so they can put words to why the sexual abuse makes them uncomfortable

Saw someone admit they found explicit art of underage characters when they were 14 and that they're glad the community doesn't allow that now. So you're saying you're upset that you looked at porn of someone *your own age* when you were a horny teenager? Are you serious? 🤣

People really need to be more normal about us freaks being into weird shit that doesn't hurt anyone.

Really wish more creatures understood that fantasizing to be someone's jailbait doesn't mean I have any interest in kids. I wanna *be* the kid going through puberty as the right sex this time and exploring my sexuality way earlier than parents or society would've approved of.

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Can you imagine if Nurse Joy could treat humans, too? Just a few seconds and you'll be fighting fit! Or at least ya won't need all that time at the doctor's.

The conflict between "I wanna be a good girl! 😇" and "I wanna be a bad girl! 😈" is real.

Since I've apparently gotta say it to reassure someone: No, kids can't consent to sex. Of course they can't. Unless I'm talking about my own experiences, anything that implies teens having sex is okay is purely a fictional/fantasy concept.

Every time I write an intro on a new site, it sounds even more fucked up than the last one. Damn. I really have been through some shit, huh? At least I can look back on it and be horny about it.

Ever have a lil Charmander tugging on you to go out and play, despite your responsibilities? Why not listen for once and take a break? Go on, have a bit of fun.

Am I a good girl? Depends on who's asking~

"kink is not a reliable source of information on someone's moral standing. it just feels good to think that way" THIS, THIS, THIS, THIS, 1000% *THIS*. LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK, PLEASE. THANK YOU. Source: genderkoolaid.tumblr.com

So, all the fucked up stuff I'm "not supposed" to be in to? Basically all of it ties back to stuff I actually experienced before turning 17. Any wonder that I'm playing a Charmander as old as I was IRL when I got Pokemon on the original Game Boy? I dunno if I can say more without getting banned tho

I'm Ashe. I'm Problematic and unapologetic. We'll see how long this account lasts before I go back to Aethy and Baraag.