f1nance.bsky.social

f1nance.bsky.social

@f1nance.bsky.social

Finance, F1, all posts are a joke, not all jokes are funny

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How is it possible that this post is accepted at face value and hundreds of people comment without realizing that it’s obviously wrong? Average maternity leave isn’t anywhere near zero. Most mothers might not get it, but since nobody is getting negative leave, it’s mathematically impossible.

Mary Lou Fraser Gargas@loulou712203.bsky.social

Wife & I had a baby last year. She didn’t get much paid; a few weeks from her vacation balance and then, the rest unpaid. I got about 6 weeks paid leave. Also, money never comes from thin air. Long paid leaves are paid by reducing the salaries of everyone else one way or another.

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

Oliver@oliver48.bsky.social

"This was an experiment by a kindergarten class. They dropped seeds in the cracks of the sidewalk to see what would happen. This would help our bees " via I Love Bees

McLaren have both championships sewn up UNLESS they get kicked down the order by the tightening of flexiwing standards this weekend. Big question; the tide is going out and we’re going to find out who’s been swimming naked. #F1 #motorsport #SpanishGP

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WE ARE RELIEVED TO HEAR A U.S. COURT HAS RULED THAT TARIFFS AGAINST OUR ISLAND WERE ILLEGAL AND A SPECTACULAR MISUNDERSTANDING OF GEOGRAPHY, BIOLOGY, AND REALITY. FLIPPERS UP UNTIL WE ARE PERMANENTLY SHOWN DUE RESPECT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -PM Tuxley II

Sounds like RB powertrain is behind competitors for next year. Rumor is Mercedes is the engine to have, but I wouldn’t rule out Honda or Ferrari. #F1 #motorsport #whingerspice

RaceFans@racefans.net

NEW: Formula 1 must prevent a repeat of 2014, when one manufacturer dominated the championship, after new power units are introduced next year, says Red Bull team principal Christian Horner.

The math doesn’t care if you believe it. Every job will be replaced by automation. We need to win the race to get there in order to decide what it will look like. And we need to shape that future to be human-centric. The choice: Utopia or Dystopia

Jokes on all you Tesla haters. Nobody’s been buying those electrified dumpsters, so there’s not that many to recall. You’re exactly like the SpaceX haters that don’t know it’s actually better that all the Starships blow up (only Elon and very special people are in on the secret why).

Brian Tyler Cohen@briantylercohen.bsky.social

Tesla is recalling nearly every Cybertruck in the United States due to the risk of the exterior panels flying off and hitting other cars on the road. This comes as Tesla’s stock continues to plunge.

#F1 friends, we made it. It’s testing week; cars on track Wednesday (10am local)! Remember the rules of testing: if you’re going to draw conclusions based on it, you must in the same breath caveat that testing usually means nothing. #motorsport

Hang on, if they’d actually known it would be colder at my house, they probably wouldn’t have been running around calling it “global warming”.

Oliver@oliver48.bsky.social

As climate scientists predicted decades ago, climate change means weather chaos (with crop failure & food insecurity worldwide) "Unprecedented! Normally, we'd see a disruption of the POLAR VORTEX every other year or so. THIS NEXT POLAR VORTEX EVENT WILL MAKE 10 THIS WINTER!" via Glenn Burns

I had two birds in the wreath on my front door and they both decided to fly into my house this evening. So, I spent a solid 45 minutes chasing them around trying to convince them to fly out the open door…the other open door…the open window while my house was rapidly cooling. “And stay out!”

Anybody have thoughts on PCE this morning? It reads pretty status quo to me. Prime rate still modestly above should put downward pressure on inflation. Plus, tech/automation is inherently deflationary. Risk of recession that would be dramatically deflationary. #finance #econ #stocks

Why is there an F40 casually parked there? Photo op setup or is it Hamilton’s or is it someone at Ferrari’s daily? Every story talks about how Hamilton showed up at his new job and did boring job stuff. That’s how jobs work. I want to know about the surprising bit of that pic.

I’m sorry, but Mars rocks? Either land some people or don’t bother. There’s no way discovering the subtle differences between Mars and Earth rocks is worth billions.

Apparently, tariffs on everything played better with the electorate that doesn’t know anything about economics than the reality of an inflationary trade war. Dollar ⬇️ Inflation exp ⬇️ Fed target rate ⬇️ Unemployment ⬆️ #finance #stocks

finance.yahoo.comTrump Team Mulls Narrowing Universal Tariffs, Post Reports(Bloomberg) -- Aides to President-elect Donald Trump are considering a tariff plan that would apply to all countries but be limited to specific critical imports, the Washington Post reported, citing t...

Trump saying he’s sticking with massive tariffs. So, I guess you have to decide whether you believe the people running the administration or the guy who’ll put in a couple hours of “executive time” and then, go golfing.

Wait until this guy finds out that birds aren’t real. www.reddit.com/r/BirdsArent...

reddit.comBirds Aren't RealThey used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public. Founded in 1976.
Brian Grubb@briancgrubb.bsky.social

conspiracy theorists are getting lazy fluoride? heard it flat earth? zzzzzzz give me something new and exciting give me like “no one has actually seen an elephant in real life and anyone who says they have is part of the agenda”

2025 is going to be McLaren vs Ferrari. Hamilton will be the best driver of the 4, but will lose too many points to Leclerc on Ferrari dominant tracks allowing Norris to take the title by consistently outperforming Piastri and earlier team orders. #F1 #motorsport

Business idea: Tulip crypto coin It should go without saying, there would be no actual tulips involved. I’m not sure it’s even crypto if it’s not vaporware. #Finance #stocks #crypto #ThisIsAJoke #SoisCrypto