Fac.63 🇨🇦

Royal family phone-ins on Five Live don't half attract some wrong 'uns.

It's a right rum do in Brazil by the sounds of it. Nice rainforests, they'll miss 'em when they're gone.

Player ratings: 0/10. All of 'em.

Wilcox getting it now. 👍

You can stick what UYA?

Anybody who brings Zirkzee on voluntarily needs sacking. Or sectioning.

Hang on, Mount's still on? How did that happen?

Game over. Season over.

WTF? Zinedine Zirkzee... Oh FFS.

On the plus side, I'm retired, so I can drink heavily tonight with no sleepless panic about having to present my half arsed, last minute content design ideas to the higher ups on Monday morning.

Is Sesko a conscientious objector?

They're doing it on purpose now.

My 3-2 bet's on...

OMG. Absolute shitshow.

United conceding at the far post? Surely not!

Saturday night out. Landlady of the pub doesn't know how to pour a pint, followed by a new curry place with staff who would struggle to run a bath. Food OK, even though they gave me a completely different meal to what I'd ordered. After waiting 90 minutes for it, I just wanted to eat and get out. 😬

Villa fan with all three offensive hand gestures in a 5 second spell there.

For once, I agree with Merson. 😱

Having a Kraftwerk and Lidl Festbier Nacht. 🇩🇪

Anyone looking for tickets for Sunday in Sheffield, I've just had to put mine on resale on See Tickets as I can't make it... 😢@cabaretvoltaire.bsky.social

If only we'd been allowed to pick Schmeichel and Cantona...

Spettacolo di merda.

Peggy Mount > Mason Mount.

Hot knife through butter.

What's that? United are playing in a coma?

This. Is. A. Disgrace.

Good that United aren't overdoing things in training and saving their legs for when it matters... 😬

That's how you do it, Dalot.

Tielemans, bought to cover Bruno, starts, along with Mount, who was previously bought to cover Bruno, who also starts. Have I got this right? 🤔🤣

Gotta feel for Hearts fans*, robbed of the league last season, lose their manager and best player, then fall to bits. *as if.

Will 40 points get United into Europe this season? 🤔

Amazing how often the ball comes to Dalot in great positions, and absolutely nothing positive whatsoever happens as a result. 😱

Bit of fight today, for a change.

Cunha time, surely.

Next goal wins.

De Ligt not fit enough to bring on at CB? 🤔

Gifted another soft one.

Dalot still doing a Dalot. Nowt changes.

GTFI!

Has Elon Musk switched VAR off?

WTF is Bruno doing? 😱

A spell in the reserves might help...

Play Paninaro!

On the piss with Georgie Best.

Sarah Brightman. Gloriously not quite there. Probably running an antique book shop / cat cafe in Brighton now. No memory of anything whatsoever to do with Cliff, and has never owned a television.

Absolute Beginners. ❤️

Sportswashing Cheats 1 v Acceptable Face of Sportswashing because they're a nice bunch of lads 4.

Oops. 😂

Skum.

Me, changing trains on the Transpennine Express, 1983.