Enso

Enso

@faerret.bsky.social

Hey! It's Enso! he/they, ftm, faerie, ferret, faggot, 35 rings. This is my personal account for meems n things. If you want my art account, check out heyitsenso :3

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Went to a café today, they had a ton of books on the shelves, I had no idea this was Oppenheimers tagline. I wouldve thought maybe it'd be something abiut the war or like "the day the earth stood still" or something poignant like that, but nope.

Good lord what are we feeding the children. I just got a box of halloween kool-aid jammers because they were super on sale. They tasted like syrup, one sip had my tongue bright cyan, and I'm absolutely VIBRATING after finishing it. The hell is in this

Helluva boss S3E3 spoilers; Can I talk about dirty bird for a minute? I need to talk about how impressive that BDSM scene was. Ive dabbled in parties, I would say Im experienced, and the amount of CONSENT that was in there was so sexy.

Firstly, the chat thread from stolas and his first hookup was stolas saying that he would like to arrive in character, but the hookup said he would still like to check in. Green flag! The dom did in fact check in with him, THREE times before he started.

"You remember the safeword?" "You want to stop and we stop." "You ready?" And what does Stolas say to this? "OH FUCK YES" ENTHUSIASTIC consent. Augh SO good And to top it all off he hands Stolas a glass of water after. No notes

I was expecting the dress making but the tea is a nice surprise. Playing a little more, it seems Priya has also noticed Prudy, the plot thickens!

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Change your mindset! ❌️I can't do it > ✅️ YOU WON'T GET MY GOLD ❌️It's too difficult > ✅️ I'M OUTTA HERE ❌️It's all my fault > ✅️ MY AMBITION HAS PAID OFF ❌️When will I be happy? > ONE DAY, THIS WILL ALL BE MINE

Updoot; him have two face. Working on the back now but that one is slow going. 72 stitches apiece, with colourwork. Im so over this already but its so cute I need to finish hahahhh 🫠

Two more of them! Finally almost done all the colourwork 😵‍💫 I never want to do this again (I lied, I want to do custom fursona knitwear now)

Got the chance to show sparx last night and he loves it~ He's gonna be a teacher someday so he has to look the part. 😊 I'm dreading getting to the hem because I have no idea how to attack it. The lower bit I can do ribbing, but I might just crochet the inner hem 🤔

Son.. I think it's time I taught you about the birds and the bees.. and the fire, and the sword, and the spell, and the prophecy.

Hi Google, are bed bugs considered true bugs? "AI here! Yes bedbugs are real!" Understandable confusion, I meant are they in the order of "true bug" like a cicada "Oh yes they are VERY real." ...HEMIPTERA. "YES THEY BELONG TO THE GENUS HEMIPTERA AND ARE ALSO REALLY REAL." ....better.

For anyone taking vyvanse, my pharmacy switched to the generic version without telling me. my life has been going to shit for the last few months and I was expected to just let it. Thank God when I went to the hospital for my brain going airplane mode I got the leading psych who specialized in adhd.

I genuinely thought I was just too far gone, that my adhd had just manifested into this unhandleable thing, that my life really was unhandleable. Turns out someone in big pharma just wanted a new Lexus.

The psych was adamant that the generic and name brand had chemicals that are not the same. I'm surprised theyre so strict about policies put down in order to keep patients safe, when they also do shit like this.

I just had a realization why deltarune chapter 5 weird route was so short but why the whole thing took so long. If I'm right, when you finish chapter 7s weird route, you should be able to go BACK and continue after that point in chapter 5.

I'm convinced Toby was inspired by the introduction of Sailor Uranus and Neptune when he wrote Flowerys intro. The falling sakura, the bokeh lighting, the saxaphones, the whole "Beautiful Gorgeous man" of it all, even the blazer.

It always confuses me when someone realizes I made a mistake and says something like "Stop spreading misinformation" Buddy I am okay with being stupid but clearly you are not. I'm not writing a dissertation I'm giving my opinion as one of the MAYBE thousands of people who will see that comment.

I tend to clarify my posts with stuff like "in my opinion" or "as far as I know" as well, I dont mind being wrong but I can take care of the self deridement, you can relax.

Its like when someone gives gaming advice on youtube, they always ruin it with an insult. "Press b after jumping and youll go higher YOU DUMB FUCK" like no, you had it

I've had a few ABBA songs stuck in my head for a few days now, I told this to Sparx, who has apparently had "Snailor Swift" stuck in his for a week. I'm glad my earworms prefer Top 40.

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Not before laying into them though, I remember that part being really funny. After that though, things got kinda scary, my heartrate slowed to "Bradycardia" levels, and I passed out. I woke back up under monitoring and I wasnt allowed to leave for 12 hours. I barely remember anything after that.

Complications came up during my procedure, and I ended up with a hematoma (big-ass bruise, lots of internal bleeding). The post op team was going to let me go home like that, but my doctor, (who had changed into her dinner date clothes) noticed something was up and immediately sprung into action.

Currently learning how some physbone parameters work in order to get physically accurate breasts. Perfection in the physics is fundamental to quelling dysphoria, but also, this means I get to watch titties bounce all day long. I love my job.

There is a "morphogen" that works with Hox genes called Sonic Hedgehog, whose job is to direct stem cells to create specific structures like fingers, toes, and the central nervous system, which is kinda like saying you work at Costco, McDonald's, and the UN.