Lorcan Clevenger

Dear Chicago, Why do you smell like farts tonight? I really don't want to have to close my windows. It's finally sleeping weather. Respectfully, Lorkin

Happy Socktober! #💙🧶 #knittersofbluesky #socktober

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Wanna piss off your registrar? Change the courses he's registering mid case and just hope his paranoid ass catches wise. #ihateithere #corporatedrone

Hearing young white men talking openly about civil war in America and Britain, and taking over government for Christ's kingdom on the CTA wasn't something that I was hoping my queer ass would have to navigate in the fucking loop today, nevertheless there I was. #chicago #notok #legitkindascaredrn

I need to find a better description for my character than "Gawky. Kinda awkward, IDK 🤷." #writingproblems

Me getting on the bus, three days of stubble on my face, two binders on and fully in men's wear after someone tells me "ladies first" #transshitposting #transhumor

Your BELIEFS Your IGNORANCE Your GOD Your FEAR Your HATE NEVER entitles you to hurt or kill ANYONE, other than YOURSELF youtube.com/shorts/Ofqvs...

Getting to hear the legendary Chip E perform at the House Music Festival in the Pritzger Pavilion in Millennium Park with Andrew and Julia has to be one of the highlights of my year. #housemusicfestival

Having been forced by my company to use AI, I can now safely say that it isn't even presently useful as an accessibility tool. You can give it the crispest boundaries and clearest prompts, and it will still produce something that is worse than useless. #fuckai #ai_is_a_scam #payartistsgoddamnit

So one of the things I am trying very hard to find is a text to speech reader that isn't dog shit. As a visually impaired person, it would be fantastically helpful for research. Unfortunately everything I have auditioned so far just leaves much to be desired.

Check on your queer friends right now. We are not ok.

I just need something to take notes in that hasn't been filthed up with AI. Jesus Christ I hate this timeline.

Such a handsome man. #💙cats

I swear to Christ I don't know why I keep giving people chances.

I love writing historical fiction. The research involved in doing it justice is just so delicious.

It's been a little over a month on T. I'm proper middle aged starting medical transition, but it's already worth it. My energy levels are better and I feel more myself. It's never too late. #🏳️‍⚧️pride #youareworthit

He's actually snoring. It should be illegal it's so cute. #catsofbluesky #socute

Today's WIP: my forager's bag. It's a pearl Soho dumpling bag pattern that I will be adding a leatherwork leaf and a brass loop to attach charms from. #wip #knitting #💙🧶

We're still in WIP territory for this project, but you can now see the basic structure. I think it's turning out fairly cute. #fiberart #wip #💙🧶

The chairs that tormented my flat preteen ass growing up are going for $50.00 a pop on sale in Andersonville, which is $50.00 too much to spend for the privilege burning one of my former school chairs.

Baby.... I might need apple tv

A letter from the mother of Alex Pretti, six months after he was murdered by ICE.

I desperately need to write a horror story set here.

Two and a half hours before I am off on vacation. God help me, I am going to climb a wall.

One of my favorite people from the knitting group I attend is moving to Austin in a few months. This year has been such an unrelenting bummer.

That's not fog outside my window. That's Canada in literal fire. Because climate change is "fake news" 😒. #mycitysmellslikeasmoker #wildfireseason

Honestly, the trope of a cursed lost film is one of my favorites. Add WWI and ghouls, and you have a recipe for a real win. #horror #💙📖

Wait, was no one going to tell me Lindsey Graham is in Hell's waiting room?

Day 4 on T and the only change is I now smell like a middle school foot locker despite having scrubbed myself like a germaphobe this morning. At this rate, it's going to be the ear hair that shows up next. #transman #💙🏳️‍⚧️

I can't believe I wasted a perfectly good hangover on that man. #datingover40

I would love just for once to be able to run a cute little blog with pictures of my artwork and such and not lose my followers because some gee dee billionaire sociopath decides to bury anything that won't compete head to head with Tiktok or just scrubs their site for AI slop. #tiredofit

Everyone in Chicago with PTSD right now

The first veg from my garden had a solid level of pep to it 😁 #gardening #organicveg

Today's WIP is going to be a lace collar with a picot bind off. #💙🧶

I just love getting deadnamed and misgendered at my mammogram said no trans guy ever. #💙🏳️‍⚧️

It's hotter than Satan's taint and I'm out here waiting on ghost buses fml

Happy pride from the heart of Chicago, and remember it's never too late to be true to yourself. #pride2026 #transjoy in

Me when I catch a stray from PEM 3 days after a stressful day at work.... #chronicillness

Sincerely, I hope whatever hell John Milton has found himself in, it's filled with women who are fluent in Greek, Latin and biblical Hebrew. It's their heaven, btw just not his.

If my brain doesn't stfu so I can sleep, feel free to take it for scrap.

The #American government continues to prove that they’re disgusting and inhumane. youtube.com/shorts/ch5li...

Some bosses say full-time, in-person work boosts productivity or collaboration. “Our new research reveals that the objection to any work from home is more likely to be driven by something else entirely: ego,” write Adam Grant, Marissa Shandell and Courtney Elliott.

Hamburger Mary's back in Chicago!!!!!!!

If John Milton has no haters, I am dead.