Socialist Spice

My favorite thing in the #wnba is Becky Hammon being ejected. It's even sweeter than my team winning.

In early 2020 the COVID-19 pandemic broke, and ever since your friends and neighbors, social media, influencers, television hosts — everyone has been lying to you. Sourdough is gross. Please stop.

Maybe when crusaders die they dream a 1,000-year dream of Armageddon.

Artificial intelligence is the product, not the tool.

Just saw a photo of Don Jr.'s wedding and it made me think of the movie "Mannequin" and now I have freaking Starship stuck in my head.

Right at this moment, I am missing the simple pleasure of hand-coding 6510 assembler.

Can anyone explain how "phishing-resistant MFA" isn't complete bullshit security theater designed to advance participating hardware vendors to the detriment of widely available and free/open software solutions?

According to Forbes and some napkin math, Elon Musk's net worth is approximately 20x that of the top ten James Bond villains 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 (~ $36.43 bn). That enables some pretty serious moonraking. 46 individuals have net worth above this mark. www.forbes.com/sites/abramb...

OK, what I need to know right now is how are the #seattlestorm going to differentiate Jaelyn Brown and Jalyn Brown on their jerseys?

Stuff it, Tucker. You and Mitch both. It was intentional. You both willfully took part in accelerating the political polarization of the institution of government. The "deep state" is our font of stability and you rode the MAGA bull to wreck it. Don't act surprised when it gores you.

So hard to get anything meaningful or important done when you have to work for a living.

That front porch is like highway construction. Two people working and 8 more standing by.

Around the turn of the century a common refrain in software was that interpreted languages are inherently superior because there's no chance of losing the source code. I never hear this anymore. People have flocked to Go, Rust, and Java. It was never a correct pairing of solution and problem.

Information policy that relies exclusively on abstractions and rules and compliance isn't security, it's insurance.

Whoa. TIL Perl 6 actually happened. What's next, flying pigs?

Looking at IFLOZ's picture today of the Orange Trumper on a Golden Dumper, this hit me like a brick out of Ft. Knox. Does Don John achieve his glow by rubbing gold bar on his face every morning?

Hey babe, you remember that one time I got that touchdown? And it was the superbowl?

The AI wars, apparently, will be fought not in the fields or in the operations centers, but in the million-dollar ad spots.

If you think that wasn't an American halftime, you're not paying attention.

The thing about Melania is she never stopped modeling. She's still using image to sell something.

State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization https://theonion.com/state-department-designates-wnba-as-terrorist-organization/

If your platform didn't require a phone number for fraud prevention, I wouldn't need to commit fraud to use it.

Watching Terminator. It's my first time. Is that 6502 asm on the Cyberdyne 101's HUD?

Do you think Travis will take Taylor's name?

We watched The Goonies yesterday. I'd never seen it before. I was a little older than its target demo when it came out, and just never got around to it. Sorry, fellow Gen Xers. That was not a good film, even for a 1980s kid-flick. There, I said it.

Sounds like a children's book

Amazing game tonight! Skylar Diggins put her foot down and brought the Storm back from a 21-pt deficit to a 14-pt win over Lynx. Solid ball. www.canishoopus.com/lynx-rumors/...

I've made fun of "AI" for being a glorified Markov generator, but I'm realizing that a lot of humans are, too. So many posts bear stock phrases and common tropes, seemingly without editing. Critical composition is more a guarantor of independent thought than reading. Here's to the English teachers!

Now Marco Cubio, a birthright citizen, says that "foreign" truckers are putting Americans' lives at risk. No shame, or can't get another job?

I freaking hate the DMARC Mafia.

Homer is Hellenic Filk.

~ is the best unary operator

I just want to know one more thing. Does Ivanka let Arabella stay with Grandpa?

Sometimes I wonder, as I work with less experienced members of my team, whether I am looking through a temporal wormhole at a mirror.

What does Charlie Kirk call it when Brett Kavanaugh is only there because he's a white man?

Really? 'Cause that's when most of us stopped reading Ayn Rand.