Big Robotnik Energy

#Deathstranding2 mfs are always like omgggg you are a LIFESAVER I have been waiting FOREVER for this and you did such a good job!!! 2 stars.

I meant to have a cigarette last night and I forgot to

Do you ever think Jeff feels insecure about his lack of plastic surgery?

At the end of raising Arizona, Nathan Arizona places a pistol into the crib with his infant son. Is this is a joke about the man? maybe it's a joke about American culture? Could it be to show that the pistol was not loaded, and therefore he feels there is no danger in doing this?

I heard Epstein got a minute removed so he could suck his own dick

The "liberal media"

incredible things are happening in China

I wish I had a marble bust of myself on a pedestal in my home. I think it'd be awesome and hilarious.

I love to walk around my house with the back of my shorts pulled down so my butt cheeks are showing. My roommate also loves that I do this

Can't wait to hear this guy called a leftist in a few years

You'd think an idiot tearing the federal government to shreds while high out of his mind would be really funny and awesome.

Bernadette Peters in the jerk

In the art of looking like a thumb that got hit by a hammer, billy long remains undefeated

Oh man the funny dog account I followed launched a memecoin. Somehow worse than the actual animal dying

Gumball is coming back!!!!!

Too bad about Aerosmith. I don't think anything happened to them, I just mean their whole thing is too bad

Both of my feet fell asleep while I played expedition 33 on the toilet

I would rather have all my nudes leak than my aim chats

Tango in the night by Fleetwood mac, steely Dan's Aja, and ELO'S Time all came out like 15-20 years after they formed and are my favorite offering from each

Truck Turner

It's pretty funny how almost every picture of bolsonaro is him miserable in a hospital.

Bluetooth audio should be app selective.

Do not correct me when I say my dog is a stinky baby with a walnut brain!!! It does not have to be true!!!

[american civil war] soldier: god this is terrible I hope no one reenacts this

I try to watch other things but the only thing I ever want to watch is mystery science theater.

It's difficult liking older music cuz a lot of the time you'll find out something horrible about a band. Like for instance did you know that pink Floyd is British?

mr burns. your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. why are you so popular.

Country Comfort

I've been selected as secretary of defense and pontifex... So y'know. Big day for me

It's always the "blue no matter who" crowd who gets the maddest about somebody primarying a corporate dem ghoul

Now thats the face of a man who has a new set of ducts in his apartment

Joel with the half court shot from 1990

I think it's safe to say ... That TV is back babeyyy

Jurassic park'ing a 10000 year extinct species back to existence right as climate calamity really starts revving up the wood chipper is actually pretty hilarious

My beard is turning red as quickly as it is turning grey

it makes me feel crazy how some of my dem friends are STILL punching left.

I used crab rangoon filling in a chikn wrap and it was good

on the upside, every finance bro is absolutely miserable rn

APRIL FOOOOOOLS

It is really wild that our most widely accepted definition of deus ex machina is related to storytelling theory

Being pro America or pro Israel in their current states and being a leftist are mutually exclusive

56%

A perfect body AND a perfect soul? In this economy?????

The is the "Let them eat cake" moment a viable opposition party would use to end "DOGE" permanently.

it's so fucked up that there are like 7 sword art online games and sekiro didn't even get a DLC