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My honest to goodness favorite part of Rope is the incredibly detailed New York backdrop behind the window that gradually goes from day to night.

Hey AI researchers, I hear AI is going to cure the damage caused by jumping out of an airplane without a parachute any day now. You know... just saying www.businessinsider.com/ai-researche...

I would be a dinosaur or perhaps Count Chocula

Good fucking riddance variety.com/2026/film/ne...

I have no desire to see every movie that comes out like I did when I was in my teens and twenties. I watch a select few new movies and still spend most of my time seeing movies from before 1960 that I haven't seen yet even though I have seen thousands before 1960. I'd rather catch up on those.

Hardest possible pass in human history.

Remembering the time the late great Poppy got a peanut can stuck on her head and looked like one of the knights from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Had a staring contest with a buck today. I won.

Please enjoy Buddy's impersonation of the Tasmanian Devil.

Its cool that we're ostensibly more connected than ever before and yet All mail is junk All email is spam All phone calls are scams All text messages are superpacs All social media is bots

I hate scrolling through YouTube to see old out of print movies and instead of a screenshot or lobby card for the thumbnail it is an AI slop Frankenstein monster where everyone looks like a perfume ad model but it's black and white and they're all wearing fedoras.

Please enjoy Buddy's impersonation of the Tasmanian Devil.

Since I didn't want to pay for AI to make my inspirational picture of myself with a giant cat, I did it myself. Guys, I feel my creative rut lifting.

Wow, I think making a picture of myself with a giant animal will finally pull me out of my rut and get the creative juices flowing again. Thank you AI!!!

This seat is $800 more than the steerage class I sat in. $800 for more leg room. And they sell! Every one was taken.

GREG THAT WAS THE JOKE! That’s why I very specifically said Welles and 1950s!

I could do a thousand videos and podcasts on chuds being sad about THE ODYSSEY and never get tired of them. I will do a thousand such podcasts. The gods said it can’t be done. But I know better. Better even than the gods.

July 16 and the local grocery store already has up the Halloween candy. That's really cutting it close, I would've gone with May 16, myself.

Portrait of a cat at rest

Don't ever ask me why I'll never eat a pie with my love It's understood Cause eating pies by my love Never Taste too Gooooooooddd Whoa wa wo wo

This game is unsettling

Hi guys. It's time for my bi-monthly check in. Um... Hi.

I gave up writing essays because the TCM stuff has been reduced to newsletter posts and other offers are access media crap for little money. I'd take an offer from the Times but I don't use AI or steal so I guess I won't wait by the phone.

This short passage from Night Flight perfectly describes how I feel each morning when I wake up.

My favorite section on the TCM category of HBOMax is the "Just Added, Leaving Soon" section. You've got to be quick to see the movies in this section.