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Me randomly abandoning this site in favor of xitter for the 6767th time despite being objectively worse:

It takes a lot of star power to save the galaxy. Don’t miss The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. In theaters April 1.

crossworlds players updating their game in april

Pyoro [Warioware series]

these character announcements 🔥🔥🔥

The Waterwraith also has a butt crack. That is all.

happy “THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES” day!

Somehow forgot to retw- wait, re-x? RePOST. Sorry, got a bit of jet lag from not using this site enough 😔

The Trump administration is releasing more than $5 billion in long-delayed disaster aid to states – but not to several Democratic-led states where President Donald Trump has clashed with governors, according to four sources familiar with the plan. https://cnn.it/4s5uHUM

In case you missed it, www.minecraft.net/en-us/articl...

Russia used poison from a tropical frog to kill opposition leader Alexey Navalny in prison, say five European nations. https://cnn.it/4kBC2c8

some wild accusations have been thrown in Emergency Meetings lately… brb, calling in a defense expert 👀

i’m getting real sick of these “jumpslop” games that the industry keeps pushing

Waiter: Would you like any midded cheese? Me: What happened to the grated cheese? Waiter: You're at Olive Garden. Nothing's great.

The programmers of the Donkey Kong arcade left a message in the code to hackers mockingly congratulating them and offering to teach them as a joke. A group of bootleggers actually took this seriously and contacted the company asking for help pirating their own game.

In Super Mario Sunshine, Shadow Mario's voice is created by applying a filter to Mario's voice; however, he does not use all of Mario's voice clips. By making Mario himself use the filter, we can finally hear Shadow Mario say things like "MAMA hoohahoo wow wow" and "The horror".

The jump in storage capacity from Nintendo 64 cartridges to GameCube discs allowed the developers to be astonishingly generous with the storage in comparison. A Super Mario Sunshine cutscene of a single image fading in and out is larger than the entirety of Super Mario 64.

In Yoshi's "Loves Me...?" minigame in Super Mario 64 DS, there is a 1 in 4,294,967,296 chance to get 32 consecutive "Loves Me Not" results in a row. While this is astronomically unlikely to have ever happened, a player receiving those results would likely become very distressed.

In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.

he's real. he exists. we have to live with this now

As you enjoy #MarioTennisFever, you’ll also have the opportunity to give your #NintendoSwitch2 a new look! The first new colored Joy-Con 2 controllers—Light Purple and Light Green—also arrive Feb 12. Pre-purchase now: ninten.do/6012tND6g

Yeah I've been desensitized cause now the creator's works don't spook me either

Sorry, I'm back. Kinda got sidetracked by Elon's stupid website. Anyways, I'm gonna do an art. Wish me luck

Oh look, another porn censorship law, in MY home state. Who could have imagined? Oh, and it's transphobic too. This country's doomed...

Things that were perfectly fine until racists ruined them: - Pepe the Frog - Little Dark Age - Indian peace symbol (you know the one) These were all perfectly innocent until white supremacists turned them into hate symbols. Shit like this is why I’m ashamed to be a honky 😔

This Pokémon card machine has definitely been scalped into oblivion by now 🥀

LOOK AT HIM GO

Goofing around in Godot Kotlin and I felt obligated to make my little hello world thing a meme

I was reading a newspaper in my home town of Metro Detroit and apparently Kmart was based right here in Michigan?? How did I not know this? www.candgnews.com/news/council...

There should be a new enchantment for the spear called frenzy, inspired by the frenzied enchantment from Minecraft Dungeons. Its function is increasing your damage by 1 and speed by 5% for each mob killed while charging, resetting every time you let go of the charge: discord.com/channels/113...

How the actual FUCK did they make these freaks CUTE?!

In Super Smash Bros., the skeletons visible when characters are hurt by electric attacks are not tied to specific animations, and instead are a form that can be toggled on and off at any time, including in cutscenes. Below are excerpts of the game's intro, with skeletons.

People are into some crazy shit 😭