fartcheeto

Me when the problem is in and of itself

I nicknamed my dick "the sunk cost fallacy"

Proudest moment of my life

Evil Hayley Williams be like: isn't it boring dying in the fake univers?

bro genuinely farting

Nurses be like: damn, my life is just like the HBO hit television series The Pitt starring Noah Wyle

I'm such a fat fucking chud

I will not eat a single morsel of food until Dick Cheney is dead and buried.

They say you are what you eat, guess that makes me pussy from the back

Happy I Love My Girlfriend Day

Scrolling through Indeed and fantasizing while pooping at work

But I have so much lipstick and it's such a cute pig...

We're just innocent men

Does anyone on here like thick, juicy cock?

Blue Sky, more like Poo Sky

That was a fucking lie

“hegemonic” more like “wedgie demonic”

The moonlight hits his side of the bed to remind me no one is there. I am swallowed whole by the emptiness of the night.

im in my gay mouth balls

im balls in my gay mouth

im gay in my mouth balls

mouth in my balls im gay

gays in my mouth im balls

balls in my mouth im gay

🙏🙏🙏

*with a loaded gun in my mouth* footjob at footlocker job

locker job get call at footjob footlocker

get a job at footlocker call that a job at footlocker

get a jobfoot at lockerfoot call that a job

get a footjob at job call that a footlocker

get a footjob at footlocker call that a job

Bisexuals are good at two things: dressing like shit and pretending to be discriminated against

Bluesky users, welcome… to the FARTCHEETO EXPERIENCE

If juniper has a million fans, then I am one of them. If juniper has ten fans, then I am one of them. If juniper has only one fan then that is me. If juniper has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against juniper, then I am against the world.

u just know my horny ass loooooooves being held 😭😭😭

Masculinity is DYING. Not bc of trans people or society or whatever, but bc of me. I got that mf in a chokehold rn.

Wooooaaaaah, Elon, bro u gotta check out this shotgun. Look what’s inside the barrel, this is crazy! Come closer. Get real close, ur not gonna believe what’s in there…

Folks, the long awaited fartcheeto face reveal:

Jordan Peterson dies in 2023