Cheddar

Silly Figgy Lerned fwom me He dig in garden He go pee Da mama skweeks She tells him no Dat ware da garwik Is to gro! Da Figgy sing He has such fun! Da mama fiks Da hole he's done Den mama put Sum fings on top So diggy diggers Hab to stop #CheddarPoetry #DiggyDiggy #PeeHoles

I's da bestest Can yoo see?? Da mama's better Fanks to me! She ses I good I gibbed her kure Wif all my cuddles And my purr #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesFiggyHalpedToo #ButIHalpedMor #IStayWifMamaAllDaTime #FiggyLeebToPlay #IOnlyLeebForSnaksAndPeesAndPoopysAndToWessleFiggy

Mama's hed, it still gots hurts Besides her ware I stay Figgy comes for cuddles But den he runs off to play He sings a song, he climes da wall He looks down ware we west Den da Figgy has a calm And purrs on mama's chest #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #SillyFiggySuchABaby

Mama keeps getting hurty hed And I not noes why I not likes dis at all! I twies to halp her I cuddles and purrs I makes shur Figgy good Sumtimes she better But den it comes bak Mygwains be bad I not shur wat to do #HurtyHed #Mygwain #NotFair

I tells mama Dere be poopy on da flor She asks ware? I ses ober dere I takes her to da poopy It bery big and soft I sits all cute by poopy I twikked mama good! Mama laffs and pats my hed She ses I silly Dat poopy be pillo It not be weal She not has seed Da poopy by klozet

It be nite We be asleep Wen zombee came To clime and kweep Dey tossed da plants Onto da flor Den kwikly ran Stwate out of da dor Mama came And saw da mess She tolded us To come confess But none of us Had maked it fall And mama not Beleeb at all #CheddarPoetry #BadBadZombees

Silly Figgy Diggy diggy Makes a mess Dats biggy biggy Rolls awound Akwoss da gwound He digs sum mor No tweshur found #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeFinkHeHalpingMama #ButHeNotNoeHowToHalpGood #HeJusMakesBigMess #MamaSesItOkCuzHimHabingFun

I has a wild A wild be me I runs outside Fwom twee to twee My fur be spiked My eyes be big I chase da mama I chase Fig #CheddarPoetry #IGoInsideOutsideInsideOutside #IHasWild #ItFunToRun #FiggyTwiedToHuntMe #IHuntHimInsted

I is lion Ninja Warryer Zombee fiter I walks thru da jungil Fik wif nip Stems of yallo flowers I spys da mama I finds my pwey I stok her slo Hiding in leefs Kwiet step One Two Fwee Pounce! I cach da mama Da mama be mine! #FearseNinjaWarryer #CheddyLion #ZombeeFiter #RAWRR!!!

Mama gots sum skwishy bwed I noes dis rite away I makes shur I gets a peese Befor I go to play Figgy comes to hab sum too But payshints he has not Wile I eats my nummy bwed He plays in flower pot #CheddarPoetry #FweshBwed #NummyInMyTummy #SillyFiggy

Mama plays wif Figgy I wach dem fwom da twee I wach da birdie closely And den it fly to me! Da Figgy, he come chasing I show him how it done Den Figgy gwabs da birdie Away lots fast he run #CheddarPoetry #BirdieToy #SillyFiggy #ITeechFiggyHowToCachBirdieGood #DenHeSing

Morning, mama! No forgets Da meddysin Is wat I gets Wif likky toob Dat be da best! I has all haff And share da west #CheddarPoetry #Meddysin #IHasAtBeddytimeAndWakeyTime #ItToDedDaPeeZombees #MamaSesIBeBeryGoodBoy #IAlwaysPurr #IGotsMorningEyeBoogers

Dere be a bumbum in da twee Dat cutie bum belongs to me! I stiks it out for all to see Cuz I be in da bumbum twee #CheddarPoetry #BumbumTwee #Bumbum #DereBeFiggyBumbumsInItToo

I is turgy Full of cheez Da Figgy Runs to me and sees He sings a song He ses I's yum And den he bites me On da bum! #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #IHasTurgyHat #INotWealTurgyTho #ItPwetend #INotForEats #BumbumBitesAgenstDaWules #SoIWesslesHim #IWin #FanksgibbingDay #ThanksGiving

Silly Figgy play a game Of cach me if yoo can Wen da mama twied to skoop He giggle and he ran He be bad, he kwoss da stweet Da mama chase him long Den da Figgy, he get cot He sing a sad sad song #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeBeBad #HeGottedInTrubble #MamaHadBadHurtyHedYesserday

Lying in my sunny spot A ladybug appears I wach her as she climes my fur She bwave and gots no fears She tikkles me on top my paw I gos to gib her lik I not eats dis ladybug Cuz ladybugs be ick #CheddarPoetry #Ladybug #DeyNiceFwends #ButDeyNotTasteGood #NoEatLadybugsCuzDeyLadys

Mama gots sum yogert But den she forget to share I sees wat she eating And wemind her dat I dere I is payshint, I not gwab I purr so happyly Mama fills da spoon up full And gibs it all to me! #CheddarPoetry #Yogert #StwawberryFlayber #NummyInMyTummy #IBeGoodBoy #IGotsManners

Figgy diggy in da gwass He ses he found a yum Wen I go to chek it out He put it in his tum He find mor, a kwunchy tweat I go to him to see Figgy find a pile of seeds He eats dem gweedily #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #SeedSnak #HeNotShare #MamaSesTweeGonnaGroInsideHimAndOutHisEars

Sunbeam shines All warm and bwite As it gets reddy For da nite Beside da Chewy I has dwink Fwom water bukkit Dat be pink Likking fast Our tungs get wet We shares all nice As sunbeam set #CheddarPoetry #Awwtum #SunbeamGosToSleepErlweeyerNow #ISharesBeryNice #ChewyLetMeKissyHer

Mama, she go twikky me And tooked me to da vet All da way, I cwy a lot I yell cuz I's upset Wen I dere, dey poke and skweez Dis gib me big annoy I sits still, I dos not bite I be da bwavest boy #CheddarPoetry #Vet #ItNotNiceToTwik #DereBeZombeesInMyPeeAgen #IHasToHabMeddysin

Figgy got in trubble He went akwoss da stweet Dere he saw a kitty He weally want to meet Dat kitty, dey not happy Dey yell at him all mad Da Figgy run home kwikly And den he hab a sad #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeNotSupposedToKwossStweet #DatBad #HeJusWantedToMakeFwend

Some and see All wild I be! I runs awound I clime da twee Da Figgy comes He wachy me Bak down I jump I chase, he flee #CheddarPoetry #OutsideWilds #FiggyLaterHidUnderShwub #DenHeJumpOberMeWenIWalkBy #MamaLaff

Spy da Fig Follow Fig Sneek on Fig Pounce da Fig! Wessle Fig Chase da Fig Bop da Fig Bite da mama! #OutsideWessles #BitesMeanLuv #MamaBetterNow #SheLotsTiredTho #IMakesShurSheHasWest

I wears my orwinge shirt For all da liddle hoomins Dat gotted stoled Dat gotted lost Dat gotted hurt I wears my orwinge shirt To onner dem all Cuz liddle hoomins matter We can neber forget #EberyLiddleHoominMatters #NeberForget #OrwingeShirtDay #WezzydenshilSkools

Mama had A hurty hed It be so bad She stay in bed Not wunts did she Get up to play Insted she sleep Da day away #CheddarPoetry #Mygwane #HerHedHurtSebenDaysNow #SheGetSpeshilMeddysinYesserday #ItHalpSumButSheNotAllBetterYet #ICuddleHerLots #IMakesShurFiggyGood #IWesslesHim

Mama, she be tired But mama seemed ok So I taked her outside For ferapy and play Wen we bak inside She gets a hurty hed I kwalls onto her lap And tells her time for bed #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #IMakeShurMamaGoToBedErlwee #IGibHerFerapyPurrs #IMakesShurFiggyBeGood

Figgy wessles mama He kikky her and bite But Figgy not a fearse boy His kikky bites be lite Mama, she pwetends dat Da Figgy be lots stwong Den da Figgy kissys her And sings a silly song #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeTwyToBeFearseLikeMe #ButFiggyNotFearseAtAll #HeAllSoftAndBaby

Mama hab anubber hurty hed I cuddles her Purring soft Wen she gets up We gos outside I go ekplor And den I sees mama Lying on da gwass Looking up at da sky I chek to see if she ok She ses she lots tired So she west in da gwass I stays close Wessling Fig Den we go bak inside

Me and Fig And Chewy too We goed outside Had lots to do Wif bugs to eat And twees to clime We all be bizzy All da time I wessles Fig Dis be da best! And den we go Inside to west #CheddarPoetry #ChewyBeBadToday #SheNotWannaGoInside #SheRunToPuppysYardAtInsideTime #SheGotDaSkoop

Da sky be blu Da sunbeam shine I lie on gwass Da warm is mine I close my eyes I has a bliss Da warm of summer I will miss #CheddarPoetry #DaSummerBeOber #DatNotFair #IWantsDaWarmAndGweenToStay #MamaHadSywentMigwaineYesserday #INeberHerdMygwaineMakeNoyz #DatNotMakeSense

Go eksplor I be on gard I follow Fig To puppy's yard And in da dirt A bunny hole! I go and flop I roll and roll Da Figgy asks Ware bunny be He chek da hole Rite after me And den I chase him Bak to home Cuz he too baby To go rome #CheddarPoetry #BunnyHole #WarryerPaynt

Figgy go eksploring He seem to dissypeer Wen mama go start looking Da Fig sings dat he heer Da Figgy, he eksited He chatter loud and clear And den da mama spotted Da cobweb on his rear #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #CobbyWebBumbum #FiggyNotSayHowHeGotDatOnHim #DereAlsoBeLiddleStik

I see Chewy getting bwushys I want bwushys too! I clime on mama's lap I purr and purr and purr Mama bwushy me And bwush and bwush I purr and purr I not get wild Elebendy fibe bwushys Befor I be done I sit all nice and purr Not wunts dos I bite #INeberLetMamaBwushyMeDisMuch

Erlwee in the morning Befor da sunbeam wake Da Figgy runs on weel A gwate bit noyz he make Den Chewy wake da mama And not lets mama sleep But me, I is a good boy Not wunts I make a peep #CheddarPoetry #MamaTiredNow #INeberWakesDaMama #NotEbenIfIWantsSnak #IAlwaysBeGoodBoy

Da air be kool As sunbeam shine My fur gets warm Dis happy mine I roll awound I stwech out long As birdies play And sing a song #CheddarPoetry #MamaSesFallIsComing #DatMeansDaLeefsAllFallDown #DenItGetCold #INotWantDaCold #IWantsDaWarmToStay

Wen mama not look Da silly Figgy Desided to go for walk He be by himself Jus a baby As he twots along Den mama goed to find him He see her and he sing He run to her all happy Wat avenchur he had! Walking bak wif mama He twots along, happy He not understand Da twubble dat he in

Spy da Figgy Hunt da Figgy Chase da Figgy Pounce da Figgy! Wessle Figgy Sit wif Figgy Tag da Figgy Run away #OutsideFunTime #FiggyPlayTime #WeHasLotsFun #DenIGoMakedPoopy #DenIGoAskMamaForSnak

Roll in dirt Den roll sum mor Pwepare myself For zombee war Anubber spot I roll agen One and two And fwee and ten Turning gway All fearse I be As sunbeam shines On cutie me #CheddarPoetry #WarryerPaynt #DaPayntDwy #ItKeepsFallingOff #SoIPutMorOn #DenIGoOnPawtrol

I clime under blanky I snuggles wif mama Den Figgy come too He purrs and he purrs He sits on her lap He wants to wach show So mama take fone And dey wach a show Figgy be happy He wach lots of shows He fall asleep fast And we boff softly purr #FiggyWeallyLikesWachingShows

We be outside Wen Fig spots intwooder He puffs up his tail I run to come see A kitty unnoed I puff and I spike I growl and I yell Mama shoo off da kitty He skared by my fearse I be upset I cannot find calm I yell and I growl Mama takes me inside It take long time Til I be ok

Outside I be A cute is me Wen mama gibs me pets Jump and bite And kik wif mite All fearse and wild I gets #CheddarPoetry #PlayingWifDaMama #OutsideWilds #INotHurtDaMama #ILuvsDaMama #DaPetMakeWildComeOut #DenIRunAwoundDaYard

Figgy has a happy He clime up in da twee He go up to da top Jus so he can see Dat is wen I sees him To da twee I run He hops down to meet me And we has wessle fun! #CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggyInDaTwee #HeBeSingingHappyly #IWesslesHimGood #DenWeChase #DenISeesChewy #SoIChaseHerToo

See da mama Run to mama Clime on mama Wub on mama Smell da mama Lik da mama Taste da mama Bite da mama! #MamasJakkitGotsNummyTasteOnIt #SheSedISilly #INotSilly #SheDaOneWIfNummyOnHer

Figgy sumtimes asks me Ware is Socky? I twies to eksplane But he not likes da anser He go looks for Socky He cheks in da bafftub He cheks her nappy spot He cheks her snakky bol But she not dere Wen he go ask mama Da mama, she cwy Den we boff cuddles mama Cuz Socky not dere

Paynted fearse I kwoss da yard I be on look I be on gard I spot da Fig He twy to hide But I still sees At least he twied I sneek, I pounce We wessles, chase Den to da mama We boff race #CheddarPoetry #WarryerPaynt #OutsideWessles #IWinDaRaceAndWessles #DenISitsWifMamaAndPurr

Mama gots a hurty hed And I not finks dis rite I go takes her for a west Den gwabs her hand to bite Bite means luv, and I luv lots I lets da mama noe Den I cuddles wif her close Until da mygwain go #CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #Mygwain #MamaHabingLotsHurtyHedsAgen #ITakingCareOfHer

Roll in dirt Not wunts, but twyse I put on paynt Dat feel so nice I snak on gwass Den Fig I see I hunt and pounce him Under twee #CheddarPoetry #WarryerPaynt #MamaSedINeedBaff #SheLaffWenSheSeeMe #IHappySheLaff #INotNeedsBaffTho #FiggyFunToHunt #IPlayingEkstwaWifFiggySoHeNotSad

Eberyfing diffwent Da hous be all kwiet Figgy still sings But his songs be all sad Mama, she cwies She ses her hart hurts I cuddles her close I ses it ok We all kling to mama Cuz fings not feel rite Wif Socky's bed empty Her nappy spots bare #Socky #OTRB #IHalpingMamasHartHeal

[I knew this day would come. Biscuit, who came to me as a foster on 3 Aug 2013, is refusing food. He's telling me it's time. I suspect he's been in pain a while, and in his gentle way, didn't show it. It's not yet, but soon] 1/4

Bye bye Socky Bestest big sister Ober da waynbow yoo goed As mama held yoo and cwied Foreber yoo wemembered Yoo be in all our harts I pwomise to take care of mama And halp her fru da hurt #Socky #OberDaWaynbow #MamasHartBeBwoked #WeAllHasSads #IGonnaTakeBwakeFwomPostysForAwile