Dan’s Discount Dick Surgery

Me: I really wish the Dems would do more about the Nazis taking over our government Bluesky libs: why aren’t you criticizing the republicans!?! Me: you mean the people I just called Nazis?

There was that libertarian city where they couldn’t figure out a system to deal with their trash and eventually got over run with bears. Seems more relevant now than ever.

White men that call themselves “ex pats” are the most insufferable people on the planet. You’re an immigrant, Brian. And you probably left because everyone here found you insufferable

Remember when the billionaire shadow president made the entire federal government play an improv warmup game to keep their jobs?

These guys really don’t understand the whole “othering” part of fascism. You’re supposed to “other” small groups that the majority can rally against. You don’t “other” the majority against your small group. Let’s see how this plays out.

To everyone shocked about this piece of shit showing his true colors I have two things to say I told you so And

These dorks trying to out Nazi each other because of their ego may actually be what brings this all down

It’s crazy to think the country we’d be if we executed Prescott Bush when he and his cronies tried their Nazi coup 100 years ago. But instead we let his kid and grandkid become president

Wow. I can’t believe it. The pope is no longer with us. He went down to the cafeteria to get lunch. Good for him.

What did I do for my mid life crisis? Became a Nazi and topped American democracy. How about you?

Presidents are deposed through impeachment Kings are deposed through guillotines

Obama led us to Trump. Shittier Obama led us to shittier trump. Maybe the lesson here is when you run a platform on systemic changes and hope, then completely fail to live up to those promises there will be huge backlash?

A lot of unexpected shit has happened this year. But Ben Stiller making me root for a threesome between John Noble, John Turturro, and Christopher Walken may be at the top of the list.

Because it only takes one of them to destroy the country

Shark Tank: fascists edition

The only good king is a dead king

The investigation is around where @schumer.senate.gov spine went

@aoc.bsky.social vs Tom Homan

True liberal activism. They’ll laugh in your face as long as the suffering doesn’t reach them

As much as I hesitate agreeing with a journalist of fascists enabling WaPost, this is actually right for once Trump offered change from a broken system. And people are so desperate for change they would go to a mad man if he’s the only one offering it. The only way out for Dems are radical policies

They are literally admitting they think having brunch is resistance. We are so fucked

Hey Canadians: I promise America will send its military after its own protesters and marginalized communities first. And that’s where a lot of our attention lies. You’re scared an outside government is threatening you. We’re scared our own government is attacking us. There are priorities

“Please don’t use slurs in the workplace” “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? WHAT 1984 BULLSHIT IS THIS!?

One side doesn’t want you to use slurs One side only wants you to use slurs Here at the Atlantic we’ll tell you how they’re both just as bad

Spoken like a true moron

As someone who’s traveled to south east Asia a decent amount for work, my god did White Lotus nail the Losers Back at Home demographic. Words cannot describe how much I hate those rejects

So much of the men’s rights movement could be solved by men understanding their experiences are universal and not some special thing only men deal with. Women like purpose and appreciation too. These are basic human needs that aren’t unique to these “alpha” dorks

Imagine being the head of the opposition party, admitting we have dictator, then just stopping there. Thanks Adum. We are aware of what he is. What the fuck are you going to do about it?

BEGGING FOR THE SECOND AMENDMENT

Dude is begging for the second amendment. And according to him it would be legal.

We live in a world where people believe vaccines are evil and power craven billionaires aren’t. If there is a history written about this, it won’t be kind

The Atlantic is a fascist mouthpiece

The bio: BlueJudy768💙💙💙 I’m a sassy Gen Xer who’s fluent in sarcasm. I tell it like it is. If you don’t like it then F*CK U!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 🚫DMs!!! The argument: Leftists are too abrasive and that’s why people reject their policies

This “ally”currently celebrating the suffering of the lgbtq community while telling them to “suck it up”

Normal person: I want the Democratic leaders in congress to call for the leaders of the republican fascist coup to be thrown in prison Blue maga: why are you holding the Democrats accountable but not the fascists!?!?

Here’s a good thought experiment. Let’s say a politician knows they need a section of their base to win an election. But they choose to not only ignore that needed group, but actively support its enemies. Now if that politician loses the election whose fault would that be?

Headline in a sane world: Senate democrats cancel their international trip due to what they are calling “a direct attack on democracy and the rule of law”. This is after six high ranking SDNY officials stepped down due to concerns of gross corruption within the trump admin. @schatz.bsky.social