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The Kickstarter for FPWKK: Everybody Dies, Volume 2 is launching soon! Sign up today to make sure you don't miss our special early-bird Wyvern coin. Give it a flip and see how it perfectly captures the current state of the world we live in. www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...

On to the next one! Tickets are now on sale for the first-ever @beadleandgrimms.com Purple Worm show at Gamehole Con. Can Ed Greenwood's encyclopedic knowledge of all things D&D help him survive? Obviously not. But it will be fun to watch him try! Tix at www.gameholecon.com/events/event...

Back from three glorious @beadleandgrimms.com FPWKK shows at GenCon 2026 featuring the most amazing people ever, including @ifycomedy.com @bonniebellg.bsky.social @nouralogical.bsky.social @dianaoftherose.com @rossbryant.bsky.social and so many more. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us!!!

Join us for a very special edition of the D&D comedy show, Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill! that pulls AUDIENCE MEMBERS into the action! This is your chance to be a part of the best TPK in role playing! Tickets here: www.dungeonsanddragons.com/gen-con/

Gen Con events go on sale May 17th and @beadleandgrimms.com has TWO FPWKK shows just for you. Come see @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @dianaoftherose.com @nouralogical.bsky.social @rossbryant.bsky.social @crashyourplane.bsky.social and more! Tix at www.gencon.com/event-catalo...

Who will you see at the @beadleandgrimms.com LIVE FPWKK SHOW THIS SATURDAY, April 18th? How about the masterful Jared Logan, along with @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social, Rekha Shankar, and Rashawn Scott! At the Elysian in LA or watch from home: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

‪Who will you see at the @beadleandgrimms.com LIVE FPWKK SHOW on Sat April 18th? How about the hilarious Rekha Shankar, along with @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social, Jared Logan, and Rashawn Scott! At the Elysian in LA or watch from home! Both options here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

Who's in our @beadleandgrimms.com LIVE FPWKK SHOW on Sat April 18th? How about the amazing @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social, along with Jared Logan, Rekha Shankar and Rashawn Scott! At the Elysian in LA or buy streaming tix and watch from home! Both options here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

Cast announcement! @beadleandgrimms.com show at the Elysian with @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social Jared Logan, Rashawn Scott, and Rekha Shankar! With DM Jon Ciccolini and Host @crashyourplane.bsky.social. Come join us on Sat April 18th or buy a streaming ticket: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

The @beadleandgrimms.com crew is doing an AMA on Reddit tomorrow (Thursday March 4th) at 9a PST! We'll discuss Everybody Dies joining D&D Beyond, FPWKK live shows, volume 2 (?!) and whatever the heck you want. JOIN US! And as the title suggests, ask us anything. www.reddit.com/r/DnD/commen...?

Some of our favorite Faster, Purple Worm! veterans doing an awesome show for charity. Support, support, support this!!!

New show! @beadleandgrimms.com Faster Purple Worm! comes back to LA on April 18th. Buy your tickets at www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

Our house DM Jon Ciccolini finally had to face his infernal punishment as a player in the latest @beadleandgrimms.com FPWKK show, also starring @ifycomedy.com @crashyourplane.bsky.social @nouralogical.bsky.social Jacob Wysocki and DM Jared Logan. Thanks to all who came or watched the live stream!

Great show last night from our amazing cast: DM @jaredlogan.bsky.social , @nouralogical.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com , @crashyourplane.bsky.social , Jacob Wysocki and Jon Ciccolini. Thanks to everyone who attended! You can still buy tix to watch at home: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

One of my favorite moments from the last @beadleandgrimms.com FPWKK show at the Elysian. Come see @ifycomedy.com @nouralogical.bsky.social @jaredlogan.bsky.social and Jacob Wysocki tomorrow night! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster... for in-person tix or tix to watch the stream at home!

Live and streaming tickets here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

Can't wait for this. Join us! Join us!

Cast change! Bummer that Matthew has a schedule conflict but we are so lucky to have a superstar like @ifycomedy.com gracious enough to jump in! Excited to work with him and all these wonderful people again, tickets available now! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

Wanna see the latest FPWKK/Glass Cannon mashup? You can watch it right here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ytP...

@beadleandgrimms.com house DM Jon Ciccolini sits in a player's chair for the first time! Come see him die with @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social @nouralogical.bsky.social @crashyourplane.bsky.social at the Elysian - or stream from the comfort of your own home! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

Whoever wins this is going to lose their fucking mind.

New @beadleandgrimms.com LA show! Come see @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social @crashyourplane.bsky.social DM Jon Ciccolini and a hilarious cast at the Elysian, or get a livestream ticket to watch live or up to a week after! Tickets available starting today at www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

And it includes several stars of Faster, Purple Worm! - what more do you need to know?!

One of our favorite people to work with and support. He's so fucking talented, it's annoying.

A little clip from our Skullduggery/FPWKK show last week. So much fun. Last 36 hours of the Skullduggery Kickstarter!!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bea...

Meet the characters in tonight’s Purple Worm stream, using elements from our Skullduggery book. Featuring Amy Vorpahl, Mary Lou, Jared Logan, and Chris Daily. Join us at 6pm PST to see if they survive! (They will not). Kickstarter ending soon! Art by @dungeonheads.bsky.social

Spoiler alert: Jon is letting them run 3rd level characters. Also spoiler alert: It won't matter.

Our first @fasterpurpleworm.bsky.social show at LA's Elysian theater was so much fun. Thank you Jacob Wysocki, Paula Deming, @scottpassarella.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social DM Jon Ciccolini and everyone who attended and sold the place out - let's do this again soon!

Thanks for coming. We had a blast!

We're one week away from our next @beadleandgrimms.com FPWKK show! Come to the Elysian in LA or buy tickets to watch it online: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster.... This amazing cast is doomed, and you should be there to comfort them.

Thanks again to @wizkids.bsky.social for always providing us with such beautiful, murderous minis.

Gen Con show #2! Our cast bravely faced their demise while also creating a thoughtful PSA on the dangers of recreational drug use. Don't ask. @nouralogical.bsky.social @rossbryant.bsky.social @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social @crashyourplane.bsky.social @thatbronzegirl.bsky.social @beadleandgrimms.com

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. Better luck next year, brave adventurers!

Excited to catch up with Jasmine next week. Come see her doing cool things all Con long!

In the Los Angeles area? Come see @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social and @ifycomedy.com in a brand-new @beadleandgrimms.com FPWKK show at the Elysian on August 17th! Live somewhere else? You can also buy tickets for the Livestream! Tickets for both options here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

Thanks so much, we aim to please! And murder. Please, and then murder your characters. Glad you love it as much as we do. :)

We had a blast performing at @tmgexpo.bsky.social this year. Look at this cast! Thanks to everyone who came out. Highly recommend this Con and hope to return with more murder next year! @ifycomedy.com @nouralogical.bsky.social @dianaoftherose.com @jaredlogan.bsky.social @beadleandgrimms.com

Wanna play Faster, Purple Worm with one of the DMs from the TV show? We're hosting four special sessions at Gen Con this year with all-new @fasterpurpleworm.bsky.social adventures. Limited to 5 players each. Come die a glorious death with us, we'd love to have you! www.gencon.com/event_finder...

Gen Con is coming! Excited for a second FPWKK show after the first sold out. Come see our latest TPK with Mary Lou, @thatbronzegirl.bsky.social @nouralogical.bsky.social @crashyourplane.bsky.social @rossbryant.bsky.social and DM Jon Ciccolini!

What a fun @beadleandgrimms.com Purple Worm show at Game Con Canada with @nouralogical.bsky.social @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social Avori Strib and Jason Azevedo! The stage was amazing, we felt like a rock band up there. :) Next stop, #toomanygames on June 28th!

Just found this photo I didn't know I had from the 2024 Sketchfest in San Francisco. Such a fun FPWKK show with DM Jon Ciccolini, @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social, @jonahrayrodrigues.bsky.social, @crashyourplane.bsky.social, Kate Welch and @thatbronzegirl.bsky.social. Gotta get back there in 2026!

Look at this thing we did! Pretty damn exciting for @beadleandgrimms.com to spread our little RPG massacres to the masses. :)

@beadleandgrimms.com just added a SECOND LIVE SHOW of FPWKK at GEN CON this summer! We'll be doing a second show with a whole new cast and story on Sunday, August 3rd at 10AM! Get your tickets now: www.gencon.com/events/299071

Our first FPWKK live show in Canada is coming up this week!!! Date change to Saturday the 14th, come to GCC and see this amazing cast of doomed souls! Get tickets in advance at gameconcanada.com @beadleandgrimms.com @crashyourplane.bsky.social @nouralogical.bsky.social @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social

Announcing a new FPWKK here in LA! Please join us on August 17th. Tickets available at www.elysiantheater.com/shows/faster...

SO happy to hear from people running these adventures.

We didn't even realize this show was on Friday the 13th until someone pointed it out to us. But honestly, could it be more perfect?

Sooooo excited.

During our recent drunken mailbag live stream, Matt shares his thoughts on his prime “ab” age #livestream

I was a little worried about this @beadleandgrimms.com artifact from Dragon Delves, but @ifycomedy.com assures me it's not from Orcus... just Marcus