Faux Phallus

We're creators and purveyors of unique botanical and creature inspired pieces of silicone adult art 🌿 Our toys are not meant to be gender specific in an endeavour to foster a more inclusive environment for all 🌿 If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact us 🌿

Sizes Fly Trap Smaller opening - Mini to Medium, both open ended and all the way through options Larger opening - Medium to Large, both open ended and all the way through options Sea Anemone Standard opening - Small to Large, both open ended and all the way through options

Quick question for our FTM followers who have been patiently waiting for us to do some penetrable toys. What softness do you like your toys 00-30, 00-20 or should we be looking at providing a 00-10 option ??? Just curious 🫣 for science purposes 😁

I keep putting off decanting our mica order because I tend to look all sparkly like Edward Cullen afterwards 🤣 But it's a lovely breeze free day and I just wanted to work outside for a change. The results are worth it, love my little bottles 😍

Yes we've been quiet lately, our apologies but we've been busy with life and work etc. We've been quietly making custom toys in the background like this interesting rainbow pour. As well as some new design purchases that are in the works 👀 can you guess what they are?

Tickled pink with the Lilium flowers centre stage not gonna lie 🥺💕

Normally after not posting for a while I'd say how busy I've been but not this time, I've been so sick with the flu for almost a month that I've not wanted to go near the workroom till I'm better. 🤧 Here's a fancy set of rainbow toys I made pre-sickness for someone who asked 😍

NEW - Exciting News ✨ We've been doing smaller sets of V-Plugs for people that have asked for them, but we're finally making it official by putting in different qty selection options on the listing itself.

We restocked an old favourite in some pretty colours 👀🌿

For those of you that like a little fun round the back 🌿

Would anyone be interested if we said we popped some toys into the store this afternoon? 🌿

You haven't heard from us in so long and now we're just photo bombing you all 😋 it's just nice to finally have something to show off again.

DROP IS LIVE !!! I couldn't resist doing some pastel rainbow fades since you've all been so very patient with us 🌿🥹

Finally the wait is nearly over, thank you to everyone who's stuck by us over the last 3 months. Your praise and uplifting messages have not gone unnoticed. We love you all 🌿

Here are more pics of my Xxs Frangipani from @fauxphallus.com.au i didnt post but I still think are super pretty!

Ohhhh, so good 😍

Seriously this has made my day 🥹 and makes me want to get back to pouring as soon as I can

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only Mine's Allanon the druid 👀

This is not the news we wanted to post about, but until further notice our custom listings have been closed. Everyone who has outstanding orders with us has been processed but until we can order more silicone customs and new drops have been put on hold. 😥

Now that we're now back from a little hiatus and all caught up on our custom orders we thought we'd pour a few Lilacs for the store 😍 hope you like them.

Something different 👀 a customer asked for a Pastel Pride Pour with a split 'Pear' base

Finally, a long awaited break 😅 Off the see friends and family, looking forward to getting back to Brisbane for a bit although not so much the heat 🥵

Some of the many toys we've made using inspiration photos 👀 What inspiration are you sending us with your order?

YES... we're more than happy to do pride pours of our toys, like this Asexual Flag inspired pour we just put into the store (if your flag has more colours or you'd like or the colours in reverse order like this one we're happy to work with you). Also a suction cup reminder as well 👀 #asexual

REMINDER ✨ We're more than happy to do a repour of a previous colour/style through our custom listings. Although marbles will still be random our fades are usually pretty close to the original, like this Blossom repour 👀

We got this 3 colour order with only the UV Orange and Tutti Frutti specified, leaving the 3rd colour up to us... 🤞That they liked the results 🫣

I would like to thank the person who ordered this Hastur, it's been so long since I've done one especially in a traditional yellow colouration 💛 these colours blended together so nicely 😍 . #shopsmall #onlineadultstore

Forgot to mention these were popped into the store earlier 😣 if loose my head if it wasn't screwed on 🤣

Sizing breakdown Length - Frangipani sizes are 20mm longer than Lilacs Width - The V-Plugs in both sets work in tandem alternating in sizes as you go through the sets. Starting with the slimmest XXS Frangipani - 114mm XS Lilac - 130mm XS Frangipani - 140mm... et cetera

Apologies for being quiet There's been a whole chicken drama over here lately... Yes I said chicken 😓 Spent a couple months building a coop, only to get given 2 roosters. So spent another month making a 2nd coop to keep them separate 😆 no I didn't want to eat one 😮‍💨 Finally back to pouring tomorrow 🤞

More green toys.... Said no one else but me 🤣

We love seeing our toys used for display purposes, instead of just hidden away in a drawer 😍 This makes us so happy 🥹 Thank you so much for making our day 🥰

We've just now added a couple more of our Lilac V-Plugs to the store 👀

Made these pretty green Liliums yesterday and couldn't wait to put them into the store 🌿👀 Grab them while you can 💚💚💚

A 3 x small custom Lilium Blossom order fulfilled and off to new owners 😍

Fantastic to be included in such an impressive line up 😍

I love the way a solid colour pour makes the details pop more than a multi colour pour 😯