Flora 🌸

dog i aint used this account for a minute. y’all still alive?

lol twitter is down a third time today guess firing 80% of the staff finally kicked in

“Fullmetal Alchemist” “Fullmetal Alchemist!”

Can I go back to bed please?

Has anyone used that Feeld app? Is it any good or is it just straight couples looking for a unicorn? #dating #ENM #Queer #LGBT

Happy Tummy Buddy Life: Dare To Care 💕💕💕

Ozempic but I get to keep my titty and ass

Hello yes I would like to pitch Tom and Zendaya welcoming a chubby short girl into their relationship.

One last thing. Call it “The” Facebook.

Type of shit I’m on

You know what? Hell yeah.

Me n who

Ugh why are relatives at their peak annoyance at the holidays

just saw a tiktok of a mom who grabbed like 10 angel tree angels and is making them handmade art gifts. she got called out and just THROWS THEM AWAY! hurts my heart because those kids deserve a normal christmas and the toys they ask for not your art project😭😭😭

wait this show is about sex AND THE CITY????

Do I have to play warhammer to paint the little figures?

To protect and serve…the interests of the corporate oligarchs

First star I see tonight make a wish :3

Begging the south to have better pizza

If Jalen learns to throw it away Eagles win the Super Bowl

tired

I could eat a horse rn

An anti-vax vindictive crank on the most progressive campus in America. 🍿

I feel so sorry for whoever marries me because my ass CANNOT cook

Already did a face reveal on the spicier one so here it is here too lmao

Why isn't this semester over yet😭

DETECTIVE: this story is full of holes! EROTIC AUDIOBOOK: uh yeah

The sex work stigma is insane. Whats the difference between me having an OF vs working at a game (which I have)? Either way I'm selling my body and time, at least I get more of a say with my body this way. #sexwork #labor #SundayThoughts

lmao Bama didn't even get the Citrus Bowl

Young Bam Margera could do unspeakable things to me and I say thank you

Pussy is an elite genital word. Dick and cock just don't land the same.

*youth pastor voice* "People online are saying killing one man can't change anything, but have you ever heard the story of how one man's death changed the whole world?"

I need a man who is a mountain or a little elf, no in between.

What sins must you commit to be a Browns fan?

SMU would slam Bama on a neutral field #CFB #CFBPlayoff

bring back hickeys

Y’all heard of this #HawkTuah thing? Pretty funny stuff. Wonder if she’ll ride her 15 minutes into a pretty impressive media career only to fleece her fans with a shitcoin crypto scam?

As someone who enjoys sports betting, sports betting advertising should be treated the same as cigarette ads are.

How it feels when I have a tummy ache

This is me if you even care

Amen

you cant even drink coffee now because of woke smh

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 F100 🕯 Illuminator 🕯 EV 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

Finally started that Severance show, man it fucks

First post on my less down bad account. Also face reveal lol