Francis Brian Shaw

When Trump says he's "got all the cards" in the trade negotiation with Canada, he's talking about the crayon coloured ones he made by himself out of cardboard

Side point, chicken tacos are some of the least desirable of all the tacos.

TACO is the anti MAGA

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This white smoke/black smoke thing has got to be the weirdest and oldest version of a gender reveal ever. #newpope

Unless the new pope selects his papal name as Francis 2: Electric Boogaloo, I'm not interested #newpope

The important question: Is Cardinal Pizzaballa the new Pope? If so, he should keep his name. Otherwise, whenever Pizzaballa isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking "where's Pizzaballa?"

So who's Vegas got being the new pope?

You have to wonder what Mark Carney's other two wishes were after rubbing that bottle

Fingers crossed but I hope we are about to answer one of the most perplexing questions in Canadian politics: if Pierre Poillievre isn't a lying blowhard politician, what else is he qualified to do? #canpoli #canadastrong

I don't care how much the tinfoil you use to make your little hats costs after three terms of Liberals. Just get those damn CPC propaganda commercials off my TV so I can watch sports in peace. #canpoli #CanadaStrong

Not for nothing, #CanadaStrong is such a better slogan than any of the 80 different forms of "MAGA but pretend its Canadian" Pierre has spent millions trying to shove down our throats. #canpoli

If you need any indication as to who to vote for in today's Canadian federal election, remember that nearly all white supremacist orgs have been openly campaigning for one party because their leader has been winking at them for months & months. Vote wisely and don't vote for THAT GUY #canpoli

It's #electionday in Canada and therefore Trump posted yet another appeal on social media to Canadians to elect a good little lapdog he can bully around. On behalf of my country, let me just say, for once and for all, he can kiss our infinitely polite, perpetually sovereign asses. #canpoli

With the federal election tomorrow, I'm looking forward to Mark Carney being in the Prime Minister office with a healthy mandate and Pierre Poillievre being anywhere but on my TV. #canpoli #carney

I'm in a doctor's waiting room and CP24 is on showing Pierre Poilievre's latest policy announcement where "drill baby drill" and "environmental checks are for pussies" seem to be the driving messages. No politician has deserved to be embarrassed with a historic election loss as bad as he does.

This trade war with China is going end with Trump screaming he's going to tariff them "infinity plus infinity" as he's dragged back inside the white house by secret service and then some underling quietly whispering "we will be removing all tariffs effective immediately" isn't it

I guess I owe Pierre Poilievre an apology...it turns out there is someone out there in a position of power with a worse understanding of economics than him.

So, Americans...who's going to be the one to tell your king he's not wearing any clothes?

The worldwide question is not "when will Trump come to his senses" anymore, it's "when will Americans stand up to their own president as he bankrupts them"

Can we just all marvel for a moment that twice in the past 10yrs the stock market has imploded: the 1st time was "theres a deadly virus w no cure ripping through every country faster than we can track it" & the 2nd time was "the president asked AI to tell him what a tariff was & it was really wrong"

I wonder if Trump is going to like his new moniker "the two trillion dollar loser"

I don't know about anyone else but feeling pretty good about my own job performance right about now. I mean, yeah Ive made mistakes, oversights, maybe didnt do things the way they should have been done but at least I didnt ask ChatGPT "give me a tough guy tariffs plan" & blindly trusted the results

To use Trump's own analogy of him doing a surgery on a patient so that their ills might be cured, he's essentially walking away from the table as the patient hemorrhages, patting himself on the back while revealing his "top of the line medical degree" is actually a bus pass.

I was in the gym yesterday for an hour with a bunch of TVs tuned into random sports channels so of course I saw Pierre Poilievre's ridiculous "Me So Canadian, Me Love Canada Now" ad over 37 times.

Did anyone else get a 3am drunk text from Pete Hegseth asking if Yemen is where the phrase "yeah, man" comes from?

Pierre Poilievre ads before Trump: THE REASON WHY YOUR LIFE SUCKS IS OTHER CANADIANS HATE YOU...VOTE ME AND ILL MAKE THEM PAY Pierre Poilievre ads now: There is nothing I love more than these 17 Canadians flags my staff has currently draped me in. Now who would like to see me breastfeed a beaver?

The US: IF YOU WANT TO BE PUR ALLIES YOU NEED TO PAY Also the US: sorry our secretary of defense is so unqualified that he shared military secrets by accident

Danielle Smith openly admitting (and even kinda bragging) on American right wing radio that she colluded with a foreign government to install a friendly (i.e. pro-annexation) puppet PM wasn't on my 2025 bingo card but looking back, it probably should have been

BREAKING -- Trump suddenly backtracking on DOGE and cutting Elon Musk's power Trump called cabinet together to say Musk has ZERO power to fire or hire -- the cabinet secretaries do This after Republicans in Congress tried to rein Musk in DOGE's days are numbered. Just watch.

Newsman on the TV: Breaking news out of Washington...US President Donald Trump caves on tariffs for US' closest neighbors for the second time in less than 3 months in office Me, having called this a month ago:

It's Scaramuccis all the way down

Let's all give Trump a big round of applause for waiting all of *checks calendar* 40 days to ruin the US stock market.

Hey Maga Americans, I hope y'all are ready for your trump-cession.

While the stock market crashes, Donald Trump sits on his toilet, googling "how to learn to fiddle"

If you want to be accurate to reality, you'd update your Trump 2024 flag to a big white one.

Remember: the stock crash that's happening right now and will continue to happen over the next few days is on Trump. And, like before, I expect him to cave under the pressure.

The fact that Trump isn't being forced out of office after that display will be looked back on by history as justification for what the international community is about to do to the US. In advance, we are sorry, average Americans but he's got to go.

He's an international embarrassment and you all know exactly who I'm talking about. Even the ones who will comment "oh you mean blah blah blah" know who I mean because you just saw the thing too and thought the exact same thing.

Had to see what Google Maps shows me re the Gulf of Mexico when I use it from Canada...for us they still have the real name and then the tangerine terror's fake name in brackets below it.

How ironic is it that an immigrant on drugs is currently ruining countless American lives and he's doing so while the head of the Republican party sits nearby, visibly confused and wearing a diaper.

When it comes to Trump's unwanted advanced on Canada, Greenland and Panama, it is unsurprising to anyone paying attention that he refuses to take "no, you're a disgusting pig and we don't like you" for an answer.

Oh has Tom Brady played in the Superbowl? HOW COME NOBODY IS BRINGING IT UP OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN? #Superbowl

It's not even the second quarter I am so sick of hearing about Tom Brady's stats during the #Superbowl broadcast. We get it Fox Sports, Brady was a big get but he's not fucking playing.

Trump at the Superbowl pregame during the moment of silence for the two major air accidents that occurred days after he gutted the Aviation Security Advisory Committee

Donald Trump is going to the Superbowl because he's desperate for a big massive event to be about him. I hope New Orleans boos the shit out of him and it hurts his feelings so much that he has to duck out the back before halftime.

Idea: for the Canadian broadcast of the #superbowl they should pixelate Trump's face whenever it cuts to him like he's a felon facing trial.

Quick question to the group: where would one apply for this new fentanyl czar job? Considering more illicit hemorrhoid cream crosses the Canada-US border than fentanyl, it seems like a pretty chill job.