Matthew McQuilkin

Matthew McQuilkin

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I am a beautiful person. Any pronouns

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At a Bee Gees cover band concert with my parents in Olympia. This is the most geriatric crowd I’ve ever seen. At least I have white hair so I fit in! (@ The Washington Center for the Performing Arts)

And now for a few that didn’t quite hit the mark: 1. Not a huge fan of using gay sex as a symbol of degradation. 2. Uhh. Oh I didn’t realize 3. There’s a lot of better examples of ice than this very weird one.

Can someone get the word out that I click "delete and report spam" on every single unsolicited political campaign text? Leave me the fuck alone! Maybe rest assured that I vote in every election and that I am voting correctly?

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Honestly it's just another zombie movie. Okay, these ones have tenticles. And sure, this movie is cleverer than most, but within the framework of typical horror narratives, the bar is quite literally in hell.

fruitcakeenterprises.comRESIDENT EVIL — Fruitcake EnterprisesDirecting: B+ Acting: B Writing: B Cinematography: B+ Editing: A Special Effects: B- I might as well start off by saying that I am not the target audience for Resident Evil , per se. If ...

Today for the first time I encountered padlocked toilet paper. (@ Owen Beach, Tacoma) They should have done this in the City Center mall bathroom in 2001 when I was stealing rolls of toilet paper from there. (The statute of limitations has expired on that right?)