The Finnvisible Man™

The Finnvisible Man™

@feeblecretin.bsky.social

Norwegian critter • Horror film enthusiast • Spooky book appreciator • Strange music fanatic • He/Him • Chaotic Bisexual • Socialist

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I see a lot of takes about "this film isn't out yet, but I just know it fucking sucks ass" which I think are just really silly takes... ...Unless we're talking about 'Ebenezer' of course - we all know that one is going to be fucking awful.

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Happy 30th Anniversary Tomb Raider! Here's some "Lara Croft in the Style of Mega Man Legends" images! #LowPoly #BlockBench #LaraCroft #TombRaider

"Do you know what I am going to do to you now? No? Did you ever see an animal skinned, Hjalmar? Ha, ha, ha. That's what I'm going to do to you now - fare the skin from your body... slowly... bit by bit!"

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Name a Quote from a Horror Film.

Really fascinating since it feels both like a "legacy sequel" cash-grab AND also a "super schlocky sequel that released just a year after the OG" cash-grab in spirit. It's real fucking dumb, but at the same time it is a pretty enjoyable (tho also a bit depressing) slasher sequel. It alright.

The Finnvisible Man™@feeblecretin.bsky.social

NW: Nightwatch: Demons Are Forever (2023, Ole Bornedal) Liked the first one when I watched it years ago, so giving this one a chance (and it's on Netflix and I'm lazy)

RIP Ryū Murakami. 👑 The awful news just don't stop, do they. I'm a big fan of the film adaptation of AUDITION, but I really need to get off my ass and finally read his books. PIERCING is another one I've been very interested in.

One of the worst piece of shit "films" I've ever watched. A total hack-job, merging two unrelated films, making a completely incomprehensible result. God was I bored and frustrated. Fucking painful. At least something MANOS has personality and a vision, however murky it is.

The Finnvisible Man™@feeblecretin.bsky.social

NW: Curse of the Stone Hand (1965, Carlos Hugo Christensen, Jerry Warren, Carlos Schlieper) Heard this one sucks ass but I got nothing better to do.