Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'?

You can totally ask Maggie dumb questions during the game, too. Because I do, and instead of rightly telling me I'm a moron, she answers them!

The Hawks Reddit crew probably needs any oxygen it can get right now, given that I've been so right. Well, I'm here to help. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-sharks-s...

Spike... Come on, dude...

What is the logic behind batting pop-less Chandler Simpson 3rd?

I guess I never realized while watching the Rangers that Dave Maloney always sounds like he's about to burst into tears.

Premier League Round 8 wrap up, where it seems the Old Trafford faithful know exactly where the blame lies, but those in charge don't. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/p/d48d64ae-5...

Back in groove full time this week, and we start with the Hellebuyck trade and the one GM who doesn't seem to need to accomplish anything. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/how-does-kev...

Sometimes life puts you exactly where you're supposed to be.

No mention of the "veteran presence" brought in this summer providing no pressure on the puck to make more time for that change, I see.

They keep calling me...

Did they leave Ian Cole mic'd up while he was ogling the juniors from Stevenson in the 100 Level?

Have to say, Mourinho The Gray is a pretty strong look.

It's a beautiful morning... I think I'll go outside for a while and just smile...

@itlooksreal.bsky.social @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social We back?

Scoring off an indirect freekick inside the box is like my favorite thing in soccer.

Y'know it never really dawned on me before but why is Jeff Lynne so concerned with being brought down if he's already on the floor? He's already down! I expect @morsmortis.bsky.social to have a thoroughly annoying answer.

It's truly amazing that Michigan can't find any QB with any sense of how to play the position. It's been like 25 years. Schembechler must be so proud.

The Blashill quotes from last night are classic. He's getting into Bevington/Trestman territory. "We're not far off, but we're far off."

Hawks ran a 34-share of attempts and a 29-share of xG.

If the Hawks lose the next two I'd wager that gets Blashill fired. Which would make for a pretty funny dad's trip.

It's gonna get good because it's gonna get good.

Halfway through the 3rd where they trail by two goals, the Hawks have one shot.

Frondell with a cool 11% Corsi and a 4 xG%. Thinking the center experiment doesn't have long to run.

Great shift from Del Mastro. Gets knocked on his ass and then vacates the slot to give Evans a runway. Good stuff.

The Hawks black unis are so boring, and there's no way they should be allowed to wear them against another O6 team.

More free Friday! The Premier League Round 8 preview, where Brighton get another test to see if they're really real. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/premier-leag...

Guess who just got back today, that wild-eyed boy that had been away! I'm back from vacation and diving into a Free Friday, starting with Hawks Corner! Yes, Patrick Kane is done-zo. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/hawks-corner...

I've been left cold by Roma Doomsday's career so far, but he made two big boy catches on the final drive that I hope is a springboard.

VICTORY FORMATION. FADE TO BLACK.

GET IN THERE

Itchy

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

TOUCHDOWN. TOUCHDOWN BEARS.

Someone wanna wake Al Michaels up?

BEEEEAAAARRRRSSSSS

@schatzipage.bsky.social

Thanks to an Italian fuel truck strike, I'm on about hour 15 of travel and stuck in JFK, but the first part of the flight was a breeze watching the Hunks @wrestlingbrain.bsky.social fill me in on what I missed at WrestleDream!

Love that one TV show where the supposedly elite operatives at an English institution are fuckups led by a smelly old crank, the action scenes are hilariously incompetent and the intrigue is petty infighting. Every season is basically the same but there's something comforting about Manchester United